July 1st

Also known as the dick of July (Julius Caesar).

Bro, my birthday is on July 1st.
You mean the dick of July?
Yeah bro, Julius Caesar had a monster cock.

by Krifmas June 28, 2021

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July 11

The day you kick someone with their name starting with a t and ending with a n

Imma kick trayten on July 11

by oimate2000 July 11, 2021

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July 9th

july 9th is national ask a girl out

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boy:hey it’s july 9th yk what that means

girl:no what dose it mean
boy:will you be my girlfriend

by hotterthanurmom November 3, 2021

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If you were born on this day you’re a bad bitch. A great friend, funny, kind and smart. You’re an undercover freak and when your freak comes to the surface it’s over with. If you were in a movie you’d be the main character. You care a lot about the people close to you and you’d do anything to let them know it. When it comes to relationships you can either be a player or love really hard. Although you have all these amazing sides to you. If you ever got mad, it’d be smart to run. Once someone gets on your bad side, it’s hard to get back on your good side.

Oh your friend was born on July 26, they must be amazing.

by Armanei November 22, 2021

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