July 25

If your born on July 25, Damn your cute as fuck.

Hey its my birthday TODAY, July 25!
Yea and your cute as fuck.

by Peanut the puppet November 24, 2021

July 12

It’s pickle tickle day. Go tickle your favorite pickle.

Oh shit it’s July 12th, gotta go tickle a pickle

by Ayo its ya boi small balls July 7, 2022

July 4th

Give someone 44$ day

That's it, Just do it.

Robert: Hey it's July 4th!

Roberto: So?

Robert: Give me 44$.

Roberto: Why are you in my home

by CntrlShiftEsc June 3, 2021

July 23

National ❤️ Your twin day

Bob: what’s today?

Sandra: July 23

Billy: OH DONT YOU MEAN NATIONAL ❤️ YOUR TWIN DAY!!!!!

by SillyGoose2387 July 20, 2022

July 27

Who is born this day has a XXL cock
And never forgets the strap at home.

“Damn he was born on july 27 ? he definitely is strapped with double Glizzys!”

by canecas November 23, 2021

July 18

July 18 is the day you ask your crush to be yours forever by giving them something.

Reu: Hey! it's July 18 already!
Daryll: Snap! I've got to ask my crush out!
Reu: Remember to give her something!

by DryWater July 16, 2022

july fry

The last two weeks of july that are specifically set aside to smoke marijuana.In order to take part you must stop updating facebook,myspace etc.. and only call those who are participating in the fry.

Im so burnt out after the july fry

by Derrick R August 3, 2009