January 2nd

National Show Me Your Tits Day

Where girls have to show you their tits when asked

Hey Bro Imma get the hot girl to show me her tits because its January 2nd (National Show Me Your Tits Day)

by 𝒞𝑜𝓈𝓂𝒾𝒸 January 1, 2022

23rd of January

The day you meet a beautiful woman whose name starts with M and then everyday after that, everything finally made sense.

“i adore you so much Megan”

“since the 23rd of January

by 23sm23 June 20, 2023

January 13th

on January 13th you can not get any homework.

teacher: “where’s the homework?”

you: it’s January 13th

by Emmieisdumbbblollll December 20, 2020

January 1st

National "break an egg in your friend's head" day, January 1st
Don't be shy, when the Countdown of the new year is over, do it!
It's so fun!!!

-3... 2... 1... Happy New Year!!
-**slaps**
-What are you doin'??

-It's January 1st! "break an egg in your friend's head"

by gjdjlkjgljgklwrjfl November 13, 2020

January 16

Give your girl a Hoodie Day on January 16. She might be cold from the temp outside so be nice for a change.

Xavier: Here babe, take my hoodie for the day
Isabel: Thank you, why are you being nice
Xavier: It’s January 16

by TwisteredX January 7, 2022

January 5

This is the best day ever! I can’t wait for this day ever year!!

January 5 is the best day of the year!

by Best day January 4, 2021

January 16

The day to slap anyone named rose

You: *slaps*
Rose: OW! WTF- oh wait it’s January 16
You: yep!

by HEY HEY HEY LAKSKSJDJDK January 16, 2021