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jacob sartorius

the dumbest kid in the world gayclub suckhornyness i mean jacob sartorius (did I)
hahahahhahahahahahahahhaaha UMMMMMMMM...... GAAAAAAYYYYYYYY is what jacob sartorius is
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Jacob Sartorius

Jacob Sartorius is a kid that got famous on vine, that was against bullying. From growing thousands of fan in vine he transferred to Musically and that’s where he really got big. Then he decided to start his music career. His first song called ‘sweatshirt’ got lots of hate.. but he totally ignored that and till now he’s growing and continuing his music career. People hear a lot of fake rumors about him that’s why he is so disrespected. Treat ppl w kindness as Harry Styles says.
Is this the sweatshirt singer..Jacob Sartorius?! Damn.
by make things clear June 17, 2018
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jacob sartorius

Little stupid as fuckboy, also known as Rat Fetus
That little Jacob Sartorius cannot rap for his lyfeeeeee.
by Damnnn_Daniel August 30, 2016
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jacob.767

A super cool person who makes god tier content
“hey have you seen jacob.767 on tiktok?”
“yeah he’s the goat
by don’t mind me July 16, 2021
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Doob-A-Jacob

The act of vomiting into a bong after taking too harsh of a hit, then continuing to pass it/hit it despite the presence of vomit.

Doob
"Dude you just puked in the bong! You Doob'd-A-Jacob!"
"Are they still taking hits? There's puke in the water, do they know they're Doobing-A-Jacob?"
"Take it easy if you hit that too hard you might Doob-A-Jacob."
by BaronVonCuddly September 12, 2018
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Jacob Howard

Handsome, incredibly smart, funny, a little weird, and a great lover. He knows exactly what to say, and a very good listener. You will want to be in a very long relationship with him, as soon as you meet him. He's also a great singer.
OMG I just talked to Jacob Howard!!!!
by Rd4d23 June 28, 2016
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Jacob

A (small dick whiteboy) that is short and doesn't know how to listen
Her: Jacob put it in
Jacob:it is in
Her:WHAT! WHY IS IT SO SMALL
by Bighonker50 February 16, 2020
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