key cow

SUSI BAKA

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that person is a key cow

by Sophia_Cutie19 October 28, 2021

Key

a lump of any powdered drug (eg ketamine, cocaine, heroin)

“Hey bro do you want a key?”
“if you’re offering”

by anonymous7592333 July 7, 2020

808 out of key

If your 808 is out of key, gtfo no one fucks with you.

Nice beat bruv, but the 808 out of key...

by Meikodroo February 24, 2021

chuck key holder

Another name for the opening of the alimentary canal. see also balloon knot, wizards sleeve, leather donut

After years of begging and emotional blackmail, our lass still won't let my whanger near her chuck key holder!

by Cheesey February 13, 2004

Keys

An uncommon nickname for those with uncommon traits. Keys is a helpful person, although self-conscious at times, they enjoy whatever small friend group they have scrapped together. Keys often get random obsessions with random things (such as the 'Everything is Awesome' song). Keys also enjoys their alone time.

"Keys can be so skrunkly at times"

by Harpii July 18, 2023

Keys

An other way to say “kys” (kill yourself) often used to avoid filters or moderation

A:*Something controversial*
B:Ew keys

by flvmil July 23, 2025

real key

It’s like high key but the real shit.

That’s real key

by cdiddy1210 January 19, 2020