mud track

To take a woman up the arse, either for her enjoyment, or your own.

When the river runs red, take the mud track instead.

by Kitch May 18, 2004

Mud Pie

When a male anally penetrates a female then pulls out of her shvinkter and puts his poo-covered penis into her vagina and penetrates that way, thus combining the "mud" (poo) and "pie" (pussy) and eating it.

"This mud pie is so sweet and tangy!"

by Gandhi44 November 30, 2004

Mud Slide

It's when u take a shit in a vagina then bang her therefore making a muddy slide down both of you.

Haha dude I totally gave my chick a mud slide last night!

Was it warm?

Hell ya dude it was awesome!

by The chosen one # 2 June 22, 2009

mud fish

a sketty bitch ,usualy a slut.
A girl that considers washing a bad thing.
An unattractive, dirty, smelly, sweaty girl.

any girl you dont like

dude1: you are such a mud fish!

by gangsta sam March 02, 2008

mud shampoo

The act of pissing on a girl's hair to wet it, then proceeding to take a shit on her head and massage into hair with your butt/groin region.

Last night that chick asked for a mud shampoo! How crazy is that?!

by 'Murica April 02, 2011

Mud Chicken

A Black Veiny Cock, that slays.

I give all the bitches the mud chicken.

by PrettyButSavage March 19, 2019

mud cunt

a female's vagina which is encrusted with shit because said woman wipes her ass from the back to the front

margaret's cunt was muddier than vimy ridge
Yeah she defs had a mud cunt, i threw up inside her.

by peterholbrook May 11, 2010