TURDS—Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome—isn’t just a joke; it’s a mirror held up to the bizarre, one-sided obsession some fans have with Donald Trump.
Including the tagline "he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo" like in the example, combines political rhetoric with pop culture, referencing the iconic line from Beyoncé's "Single Ladies". This phrase emphasizes the unrequited nature of such devotion, suggesting that while supporters may idolize Trump, his feelings aren't reciprocated.
The derangement angle is where the TURDS start to hit the fan. Imagine being so fixated on someone that you lose sight of reality—whether it’s scrolling endless Twitter threads, crying over canceled rallies, or muttering his name under your breath like a lovesick teenager. It’s not just devotion; it’s obsession, and Trump’s narcissistic nature only fuels the fire. He’s the sun in this messed-up solar system, burning dimly orange but never actually seeing you orbiting around him.
And let’s face it: he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo. Not really. Not in that way. But hey, at least you’ve got the satisfaction of knowing, with plenty of other TURDS out there, you’re not the only one obsessed.
Including the tagline "he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo" like in the example, combines political rhetoric with pop culture, referencing the iconic line from Beyoncé's "Single Ladies". This phrase emphasizes the unrequited nature of such devotion, suggesting that while supporters may idolize Trump, his feelings aren't reciprocated.
The derangement angle is where the TURDS start to hit the fan. Imagine being so fixated on someone that you lose sight of reality—whether it’s scrolling endless Twitter threads, crying over canceled rallies, or muttering his name under your breath like a lovesick teenager. It’s not just devotion; it’s obsession, and Trump’s narcissistic nature only fuels the fire. He’s the sun in this messed-up solar system, burning dimly orange but never actually seeing you orbiting around him.
And let’s face it: he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo. Not really. Not in that way. But hey, at least you’ve got the satisfaction of knowing, with plenty of other TURDS out there, you’re not the only one obsessed.
Me: "TDS? Trump certainly has some sort of derangement syndrome, but you seem to have a bad case of the TURDS: He ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo."
Them: "What's TURDS?"
Me: "TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome"
Them: "What's TURDS?"
Me: "TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome"
by megaleach March 01, 2025
Any relationship between individuals that does not conform to traditional hetero normal social standards of a monogamous marriage between a man and a woman. Alternative Relationships include but are not limited to people in same-sex marriages, the polyamorous, swingers, a-sexual partnerships, well as relationships based on power exchange, fetishes, or historic relationship archetypes such as 1950s Households.
Doug's parents were shocked when they learned that he was bisexual and polyamorous. Doug explained that there were many types of Alternative Relationship types today besides traditional marriage.
by Zev- August 03, 2022
-I hooked up with a girl tonight !
- Really? Aren’t you in a relationship???
-I’m in a nicklex relationship 😉
- Really? Aren’t you in a relationship???
-I’m in a nicklex relationship 😉
by n1klgc November 12, 2022
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by jellofuckedhouse October 31, 2009
Alex: Yeah me and Reagan just broke up. It was an eclipse relationship. It didn’t last forever but it was amazing.
by catinawalmartbag May 05, 2024
When a person you are interested in doesn't give any fucking sign/clue that she/he is in a relationship. FUCK
So then you spend a lot of time trying to get with them, BUT they are already in a goddamn relationship.
So then you spend a lot of time trying to get with them, BUT they are already in a goddamn relationship.
Me: Hey can you help me with something, there's this girl you know. I really like her
Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Ohh, she's taken
Me: Well frick, why doesn't she at least have one picture of them together, so that I don't waste my time, or potentially get face beaten in.
Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Well, that's not her problem, you should have known.
Me: wtf, HOW?
Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Idk.
Me: So you are saying she is in not in a relationship relationship
Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Ohh, she's taken
Me: Well frick, why doesn't she at least have one picture of them together, so that I don't waste my time, or potentially get face beaten in.
Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Well, that's not her problem, you should have known.
Me: wtf, HOW?
Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Idk.
Me: So you are saying she is in not in a relationship relationship
by dumb-bunny May 12, 2020