Do farts have lumps?

Question asked by an unfortunate individual who has just shit themself. Basically, they sharted. Treat this with good humour, but at a fair distance upwind of the individual.

DUDE 1 : Hey, lets go cropdust that fat guy outside Wal-Mart!
DUDE 2 : Okay!
DUDE 1 : (near fat guy) (silent fart) (thinks in head : OH YEAH! SNIFF THAT ASS CLOWN!)
DUDE 2 : (near fat guy) (BLOODY RIPPER) (thinks in head : Do farts have lumps?)
FAT GUY : You sick bastard!
HOT CHICK : That man is my hero! I want to screw madly with him in the bathroom stall!

by Jim E. Junk May 1, 2006

at least I have sex

Said by someone who is not very involved in some activity routinely as an answer to "look what can I do in (insert the activity here)! You cannot do something like that!" line.
Most common used when someone is boasting about his computer/gaming skills.

-Hey! Look at this cool program I wrote! Can you do that?
-no, but at least I have sex...

by ...:::HTMLCODER.exe:::... August 6, 2008

having trouble finding nemo

What is that?
1. An o.v.n.i. for hetero man.
2. A kind of worm.
3. A movie for Kids.

Good answer:
1. An o.v.n.i. for hetero man.

by Fred Derfy666 I'll find NEMO twice January 15, 2004

i have 17 children

i have SEVENTEEN CHILDREN

"YES, i have 17 children"

by ive been busy May 2, 2018

i have a previous engagement

white lie used to decline any social event in which one would prefer throwing oneself into a volcano instead of attending.

Situations may include third wheeling, babysitting your colleagues 3 kids and their dog, any event that prevents you form watching the episode of your favourite show on netflix
- SYNONYMS leave me alone, Not unless you pay me, Not even if you payed me, go away
- OPPOSITES how could I say no to such a request ! (but like seriously, no)

I wish I could! but ah.... I have a previous engagement !

by Tropicanna9 February 9, 2018

Don't have a cow man

One of Bart Simpson's telltale catchphrases

"don't have a cow man" said Bart after he burnt down Skinner's house

by B. B. Turtle-Blackbee October 8, 2020

i don't have the ovaries

like saying; i don't have the balls to (your choice!) for WOMEN! OR: i HAD/HAVE the ovaries to (do something)

(note: from a letter writer in the 'savage love' column!!)

at the pick up bar: go on over and talk to him!! (response:) i don't have the ovaries!

sarah didn't have the ovaries to tell her boss he/she was a piece of shit!

jane was feeling brave, had the ovaries to introduce herself; and ended up 'rocketing to the moon'!!

by michael foolsley August 23, 2012