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Five o' clock eyeshadow

The female version of a 'five o' clock shadow'.

When you apply fresh eyeshadow/eyeliner in the morning, then realize that is has all smuged/melted/creased by the time you get home from work.

Usually caused by cheap makeup and/or a hot environment.
Five o' clock eyeshadows aren't nice.

Girl 1: Hey, did you see Katie when she got back from the office?

Girl 2: I know! She had five o' clock eyeshadow.
by The Lulzinator September 12, 2009
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Longhorn High Five

When two males are having intercourse with one female at the same time. The female is giving slobbery felatio to one male while the other one is bumping uglies (vaginal or anal) with her from behind. Before the males have their sweet eruption of ejaculate, they lock arms above the female - resembling a Texas Longhorn Bovine. This term might be more relevant and used in the Southwest region.
"Last night me and my homeboy were banging this chick: he was getting some head while I was pounding it out from behind. We reared back and reached across the bitch and slapped a high five. It totally looked like a Longhorn. Then me and my homey came all over her face. We so pulled a Longhorn High Five on that chick."
by DFenestrator November 11, 2009
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Five Nights at Freddies

A shit ass game that will scare your anacondas off. A game where you are hiding in a shit ass room and protecting yourself from shit ass animatronic rapists.
Guy 1: Have you played Five Nights at Freddies?
Guy 2: Yeah my taint fell off.
by CalumHoodWannabe October 11, 2014
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Five star

Smacking your girl so hard on the ass that you can see your whole hand and all of your fingers. Often leaves a welt
I'm going to five star you, cause you my hoe.
by That damn hoe July 26, 2016
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Swordfighting the Five Headed Hydra

A rather obvious reference to male masturbation.
He was caught swordfighting the five headed hydra.
by JollyFatMan September 10, 2005
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five nights at freddy's

A horror game on where you, the security guard, watches the cameras in freddy fazbears pizza.
However for some bs reason, in order for them to move, the animatronics have to move around.
And because of corruption thinking that you are an endoskeleton without a suit, they will put you in one, forcefully. It was scary the 1st time, and you come back to it again, why? we don't know.
By now you should be able to escape from being stuffed cause the jumpscares aren't that scary, besides, you could just quit the job. it made a good start with 1, at its peak in 2, started going down at 3, and ended in 4. now scott the creator, is making a kid friendly rpg, FNAF world. And it was a good choice cause the fanbase is just now full of kids who just take it too seriously now.
person1: Five nights at freddy's is awesme
me: it used to be
person1: why?
me: its just for kids now, fnaf world proves it
person1: ohh
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five dolla holla

The Michigan-based pizza chain Little Caesars has a promotion going where you can get a large pepperoni and cheese pizza for $5.00 without having to call ahead and order it. This pizza is officially called a "Hot-and-Ready," but this is Detroit, so it is commonly known as a "five dollar holler," optionally pronounced "five dolla holla," but you probably shouldn't call it that if you're white (unless you are trying to be ironic).

Five dolla hollas are not very good, as far as pizza goes, but they are still a favorite of poor high school and college students because they are a cheap way to feed people at a party.
Person A: Hey, can I bring a few extra friends tonight?

Person B: Sure, if you grab a five dolla holla on the way.
by Tripzy June 1, 2006
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