Jizz Farm

A sperm bank

Connor is shooting blanks so he, and his wife went to a jizz farm to get a bun in the oven.

by Donewaiting September 7, 2016

Trauma farming

Using others peoples traumatic life events or circumstances for content. Especially for clout and or traction. Often disguised as attempts to garner mass help, often for a go fund me etc. The trauma farmer doesn’t directly benefit from the go fund me but rather benefits by using other peoples exceptional circumstances to drive attention on their content.

Did you see. Jordan’s recent video?

Yea, They only post about people who get fucked up

I know! They stay trauma farming

by DarkBranDong March 9, 2023

Farm Hours

The traditional work ethic of using all available daylight hours for labor before engaging in after dark vivacity.

Rik observes Farm Hours. He won't start broadcasting his night time radio stream until his farm work is finished.

by Cicero Kid June 1, 2017

egyptian ant farm

Shoving ants down your urethra and letting them crawl around

Guy 1: I really want an Egyptian ant farm right
Guy 2: That's really fucked up

by Penissucker November 9, 2015

Farmed Like Omi

A man who is high on copium after a devastating loss in ABA.

Nuke: You got Farmed like Omi
Nockulus: Yea... I got farmed like omi...
Akari: Don't ever touch Aizen again Nock, please and thank you.

by NukeBoyfriend March 25, 2022

farm sniper

Not a real job but boys who shoot animals at farms think it is.

"I work at a corn stand and am a farm sniper."

"Shut up Colton no you aren't."

by Ayeeboi July 29, 2016

Farm

Farm Means A Quintillion Dollars (1 With 18 Zeroes)

I'm Rollin up Farms And Gave Away 27 Farms To Charity I Gave Away 27 Quintillion Dollars

by ToxicVulture12 July 23, 2023