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Facebook Cheating

Facebook Cheating is somewhat like emotional cheating, only on Facebook. It's the act of one person in a relationship devoting a good portion of their time chatting, messaging, commenting, tagging and Facebook Stalking another girl/boy in a flirtatious manner.

Often Facebook Cheating is undetectable by the person being cheated on because most often, the harlet is not friends with the cheatee. The cheating can go on undetected for months before a friend of the cheatee notices what's going on and tells her.

This can often result in a Facebook confrontation.
Girl 1: Do you know Marrissa?

Girl 2: Marrisa? My ex-boyfreind was facebook cheating on me with her. He wrote on her wall more than mine!

Girl 1: That's lame man.
by nellygrl October 13, 2009
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facebook boosting

verb: similar to call of duty boosting. Liking or commenting on a friends stuff and having them like and comment on your stuff in order to look more popular or get on top news.
Connor and sean are facebook boosting. they i.m. each other asking to like each others status
by sjswag July 17, 2011
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Facebook Headache

When Facebook gives you a headache that only goes away when you close the browser/screen.
"All these game requests on my news feed are giving me a Facebook Headache."
by Priomotu May 14, 2012
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facebook lift

to re-vamp your facebook profile, by completely changing it or clearing it out
A: Why is your facebook different?

B: I got a facebook lift.
by Domino123 January 7, 2008
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Facebook Guru

One who councils another late at night and gives them advice on their problems via facbook chat.
"I didn't know what to do until I talked to my facebook guru last night"
by orangecakeorangutang March 29, 2010
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Facebook weatherman

When people post status's of the weather outside..
John: Its snowing hella hard outside!

Alex: No shit dumbass.. quit being a facebook weatherman
by ThisniggafromEK February 19, 2011
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The New Facebook

The "New Coke" of the 21st Century. An answer to a design problem that no one had on the website Facebook, spearheaded by Mark Zuckerberg.
"Dude do you like the new Facebook?"

"No, I think it blows big-time"
by HeyitsAC November 2, 2008
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