National embarrass your friends day 

October 29th is national embarrass your friends day. On this day, you can post funny, embarrassing, or cute pictures of your friends.

I'm so excited for national embarrass your friends day.

National embarrass your friends day by queeeeeenn October 29, 2019

Professional Friends

Large groups of individuals that hang out together on weekday (Workday) nights at late hours. They can either be a group of friends in a strange place on weekday evenings or several driving together in a planned pattern maybe themselves seem "Professional"

Person 1 - "Hey look at all those people, why are they out here on a wednesday night?"

Person 2 - "They are professional friends, that's why!"

Professional Friends by Tigrez May 27, 2009

Real Friends 

Originated with Andrew and Brandon from Grand Island Nebraska.

"Real Friends" is used to a describe a friendship between two people that completely understand each other. It's the upper echelon of all friendships and is even ranked above the relationship. Keep in mind though that the "real friends" are not gay, it's just that their friendship is so strong that even a heterosexual relationship between a couple cannot compared to the strength of this friendship.

Andrew: Hey man, I told her I loved her but I had to hang out with you on Saturday instead of her

Brandon: Real friends dude, Real Friends

Andrew: You know it!

Real Friends by sure13 April 14, 2007

Let's just be friends 

What a woman says when she wants to break up with a guy, but wants to feel good about doing so. This is rather disingenuous since she generally has no intention of maintaining a friendship; she knows this will generally take care of itself, however, since few men would accept a friendship with a woman they have a romantic interest in.

For extra douchiness, she can send this as a facebook message rather than confront the guy on the phone or in person.

If she is the guy's coworker, every day that he goes to work and sees her will suck ASS.

Girl: I've been thinking, and I've decided, let's just be friends. I'm sorry; I hope you understand.

Guy: oh. <awkward silence>

Girl: I truly hope we can still talk and hang out sometimes. Well, I gotta go; my favorite TV show is on. See ya!

Let's just be friends by Peteythepleaser January 2, 2012

just friends 

Good enough to hang out with but not good enough to fuck (usually due to lack of good looks). A step up is friends with benefits which is good enough to fuck but not good enough to date (usually due to lack of social/economic status).

Ahmed: "You get anywhre with that girl? You must! She was alone at your place all night!"

Ping: "Nah, she'd rather be just friends. Said so herself! I did see that she was wearing a green g-string when she reached over for another glass of the Champagne!"

just friends by 30' something March 25, 2007

Molly and Her Friends 

When Pure MDMA is accompanied by other drugs like Coke, Heroin, etc. Often coke or heroin sometimes something else.

Hey you got an molly?
Yea.
Molly and her friends?
Nah she's alone

Molly and Her Friends by crisploris July 28, 2012

Wanna be friends 

Dangerous words spoken by youtube comment bots . These words seem like that the channel is self promoting, but really is going to hack you if you reply to the comment. Logan is the king of these comments.

Me: uploads new video
Logan: Wanna Be Friends?

Wanna be friends by JarvisBanned June 6, 2020