Tennessee Football

Tennessee Football is the true meaning of losing, terrible qb protection, and a qb that waits 10 years to throw an incomplete pass.

When i record losing games i record tennessee football

by lifemeegan October 2, 2019

Indiana Football

The saddest thing to exist. In 2020, iu went 7-2 and ranked #12 and the next year they went 2-10. Filled with mediocre 5-star athletes and half their good players gone, Indiana is in for a rough awakening, and ChatGPT was very wrong when saying they were a rising powerhouse

Jaylin: I played Indiana Football
Dexter: Of course you did, you absolutely suck

by Totallyaharvardstudent November 27, 2023

Football Whore

Scum a the earth who support more than one football club. Belong to the fucking slaughterhouse, usually fat shites or low life twats with no fucking balls to remain loyal. Disgrace to football and have large loose anal cavities. Fucking twats!!!

You’re being a football whore

by rickyfknwaldrom February 4, 2023

Football Hand

Doing something in a soft/gentle way

While kissing, he grabbed my hair with a football hand and I liked it.

by nickname27 September 25, 2023

footballer

a football player

he is a footballer

by haunslow December 18, 2016

football pool eyes

Descriptive expression used when observing some unfortunate fucker who is so monstrously bosseyed that they have football pools eyes. One home and one away. Can be substituted for Pontoon Eyes, one twists and one sticks, or One on dip , One on full beam .

Did you notice the football pool eyes on that fecker? She doesnt know if its new year or New York , looking thru those fuckers

by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023

table football

A game played on a table tennis table with a size 4 football.
The rules are similar to table tennis, but you hit the ball with your hands instead of a racket.
You play to 5 with 28 games per season; if it goes to 4-4 you go into a deuce where one player has to win by 2 over another (eg. 5-4 isn’t a win, 6-4 would be.)
A simple game with simple rules that is easy to learn but hard to master, I’d recommend it!

Man, my table football season is going so badly!
Have you seen how well Gabriel’s doing in our table football league now?

by misf3re November 22, 2021