evan franks

heckin chonker with bulging eyes

Person 1: that man is morbidly obese
Person 2: i think its evan franks

Person 1: understandable

by jablinski games November 12, 2020

Evan

A kind hearted absolute FUCKING HOTTIE WITH A HUMUNGOUS DICK

"That Evan?"

"Yea he has a massive dick"

by hahahahhahahahahfunny February 17, 2021

evanconnect

A person who sells 3 letter usernames on the internet and plays golf.

“Oh look, it’s a EvanConnect!”

by krul444 March 20, 2021

Evan

🕋👩 🦯🕋🕋🕋🕋👩 🦯🕋👩 🦯🕋👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯 pronounced xaegobah

🕋👩 🦯🕋🕋🕋🕋👩 🦯🕋👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯 is so hot

Evan

by Xaegobah March 30, 2021

Evan

hes number 17 lmao

no one:
absolutely no one:
Findlay: 'imagine being number 17'
Evan: 'how could you'

by yehyaahahahhaha April 30, 2021

Evangalina

The most swag pretty cool beautiful person to ever exist

Evangalina is so swag that no one can compare!

by ImMoreSwagThanYou June 9, 2021

Evan

Evan is a extremely funny person and if he has the chance to make you laugh he'd do it with no sweat, overall evans are very bold and sometimes awkward.If you have a Evan with as your friend or boyfriend, Your one lucky duck

"Look at Evan!"
"I know hes so funny & Cute :)"
"I would do anything to be his gf!"
"Lucky (Insert name)!"

by 1Justasimp1 February 22, 2022