evan

a little bitch with a small penis

“ew i don’t like evan”

by lolpoop9 September 2, 2020

Alexander Evans

A really, really short bot. He also isn't funny and he "accidentally" hurts you.

Alexander Evans is a huge bot.

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 10, 2020

Xander Evans

The tiniest but biggest bot. Avoid him at all costs.

Run for your life, it's Xander Evans!

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 10, 2020

Pulling an evan

when someone ghosts you for more than a day

he/she haven’t texted me back

yea he’s pulling an evan

by jeff15555 September 11, 2020

Evan

Evan is 🧔🧘 ♀️🧗 ♀️🐴😩😩😩🥵🥵😩🥵😩🥵😩🥵😩🥵😩🥵😩🥵😩🥵😩😩😩🥵🗿🔜

Holy shit evan Fournier is a bathtub

by PLAYSTATIONSTORE September 15, 2020

Evan McDonnell

He is literally weezer

Have u heard of Evan McDonnell. Ya he’s weezer.

by Weezerwastaken September 29, 2020

Evan .D

If your name is evan and your last name begging with d you are officially the FITTEST , sexiest person on the planet and I will marry you on the spot .Ypu probably look leng in a hot tub.

Sam: ooh look its evan .d

Olivia: erm
Sam: hess so fittt

by User9283782837373 October 3, 2020