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Gargle a douche

A nicer way to say 'fuck you in the mouth' by inference. This is especially bad when said to a heterosexual man.
You can go gargle a douche, dude.
by dallas_starfall September 17, 2016
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douche frigate

When the usual douche wagon/canoe/nozzle/etc just won't do. A heightened state of total douchebaggery.
"Dude, that guy splattered pee on my shoes at the urinals!"

"Yeah, what a freakin' douche frigate!"
by General Lee A. Dumas December 2, 2013
mugGet the douche frigatemug.

LA Douche

A Douche from Los Angeles. Works in the film industry and usually drives a convertible and wears a bluetooth. On the east coast the LA douche is perceived as a person who thinks they are better than everyone else. They are usually not given any attention.
*Tom Cruise is an LA Douche.

*Mark Wahlberg, originally from the east coast has now become an LA Douche.

*A person who goes to school in LA and returns home to the East Coast is now an LA Douche and must be exiled.
by Bronze Bro November 13, 2012
mugGet the LA Douchemug.

Douche mode

Extreme douchiness. Maximun douche effect. All powerful douche.
Homeboy was insulting everybody and in full douche mode.
by G-Darb November 24, 2017
mugGet the Douche modemug.

Douche Balouche

Juan is such a douche balouche!
by JUAN JIMENEZ DOIN IT BIG March 5, 2011
mugGet the Douche Balouchemug.

Desk Douche

any annoying twit at your job or other location that you unfortunately had to interact with. One who is full of him/herself and full of sh*t. (do I even need to add that you're tempted to punch them in the head or is that a given?)

see also: side-kick douche
"omg, I couldn't focus on my work, that annoying desk douche, Derek, was making the rounds and boasting to everyone on how he single-handedly saved the company millions when it was really the contractor that was hired that was responsible for it."

"when the desk douche swings by my desk, his annoying conversations make my brain want to jump out of my skull and run away screaming."

"desk douche thinks that his/her rude, inappropriate jokes are hilarious, but no one else is laughing...no one..."
by sandycan January 7, 2012
mugGet the Desk Douchemug.

waft of douches

The collective term for a group of douche bags, whether the group consists of people or objects.
It's never a good day when one encounters a waft of douches.
by handleofthedandle September 19, 2016
mugGet the waft of douchesmug.

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