A nicer way to say 'fuck you in the mouth' by inference. This is especially bad when said to a heterosexual man.
by dallas_starfall September 17, 2016
Get the Gargle a douchemug. When the usual douche wagon/canoe/nozzle/etc just won't do. A heightened state of total douchebaggery.
by General Lee A. Dumas December 2, 2013
Get the douche frigatemug. A Douche from Los Angeles. Works in the film industry and usually drives a convertible and wears a bluetooth. On the east coast the LA douche is perceived as a person who thinks they are better than everyone else. They are usually not given any attention.
*Tom Cruise is an LA Douche.
*Mark Wahlberg, originally from the east coast has now become an LA Douche.
*A person who goes to school in LA and returns home to the East Coast is now an LA Douche and must be exiled.
*Mark Wahlberg, originally from the east coast has now become an LA Douche.
*A person who goes to school in LA and returns home to the East Coast is now an LA Douche and must be exiled.
by Bronze Bro November 13, 2012
Get the LA Douchemug. by G-Darb November 24, 2017
Get the Douche modemug. by JUAN JIMENEZ DOIN IT BIG March 5, 2011
Get the Douche Balouchemug. any annoying twit at your job or other location that you unfortunately had to interact with. One who is full of him/herself and full of sh*t. (do I even need to add that you're tempted to punch them in the head or is that a given?)
see also: side-kick douche
see also: side-kick douche
"omg, I couldn't focus on my work, that annoying desk douche, Derek, was making the rounds and boasting to everyone on how he single-handedly saved the company millions when it was really the contractor that was hired that was responsible for it."
"when the desk douche swings by my desk, his annoying conversations make my brain want to jump out of my skull and run away screaming."
"desk douche thinks that his/her rude, inappropriate jokes are hilarious, but no one else is laughing...no one..."
"when the desk douche swings by my desk, his annoying conversations make my brain want to jump out of my skull and run away screaming."
"desk douche thinks that his/her rude, inappropriate jokes are hilarious, but no one else is laughing...no one..."
by sandycan January 7, 2012
Get the Desk Douchemug. by handleofthedandle September 19, 2016
Get the waft of douchesmug.