dank ass bitch

a lovely lady

Daym, look at that dank ass bitch

by dankassbitch July 31, 2011

Upmost Dankity Dank

1. Of the highest quality; usually involving weed or paraphernalia, i.e. blunts, bleezies, bongs, pipes, vapes, herb, etc.
2. Of the highest level; usually describing as to how high one is.
3. P.o.s. used as an adjective, to describe something/someone, as being of the best quality; the most respected.

1. "Man, this shit is of the upmost dankity dank."
"I know nigga."

2. "Shit son I'm at the upmost dankity dank."
"Word up nigga."

3. "Yo man yo car is of the upmost dankity dank."
"Shit! I only roll in ma Bentleys G."

by mkyfckndbtchs January 27, 2010

Dink Dank Doo

An expression of happiness at the positive outcome of a situation.

"Everything's coming up roses! Dink dank doo!"

Source: Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights

by Luke Foster November 25, 2003

Hot Diggity Dank

Something an excited stoner says

"Hot Diggity Dank, Acid rules!!!!"

by keeley October 10, 2001

Dank-O-Meter

An app available on IOS and Android that accurately determines the dankness of anything asked it.

"Dude I checked Dank-O-Meter and it said my outfit was "Dank as fuck""
"Gnarly brah"

by Strinck May 16, 2017

Dank Memes Gang

The dankest of the dankest gangs on Facebook called Dank Memes Gang.

The gang is ruled by the almighty "Lord Avishay", who only approve the dankest and rarest memes on the entire flat world.
The only way of getting into this group is to be invited by an existing member. As in described in the meaning of DMG, Dank Memes Gang is the illuminati of the memes world.

Normie: "Hey have you seen this dank meme on 9gag?"
DMG member: "This shit is not acceptable you silly peasen"
DMG member: *Shows Dank Memes Gang to normie*
Normie 5 years later holding a sign saying: "Will do sexual favours for dank memes"

by M3m3 lord August 19, 2017

Dank ass burger

A really high quality burger!!!!!!

Have you eaten that dank ass burger?!?!?

by DankAssBurger March 8, 2017