sour crotch

a person with blonde pubes....because blonde is yellow,
yellow is the same color of lemons and lemons are sour
michael mcniel is a sour crotch
by miss charlee May 14, 2008
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crotch filet

crotch filet' is a hunky guy's 12 ounce dick.
I eat a crotch filet every time I can
by USAF Cadet September 01, 2021
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Crotch Shot

A game in which everyone punches each other's crotches hella times. Usually initiated by one punching another in the crotch and saying "crotch shots!" The only way to protect yourself is by standing with both hands covering the crotch area. Everyone is fair game!
Eliah- punches Celina in the crotch* "Crotch shots!"
Celina- stands with hands covering crotch while everyone else punches madd crotches*
Issel- High fives Sam*

Sam- Goes for high five*
Issel- Punches Sam in crotch* laughs* "Crotch shots!!!"
Sam- Keel's over* "YOU BITCH"
by 23RideOrDie October 11, 2011
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crotch rocket

Except the DAuer Lemans:

a. Costs more than your life.

b. Sucks up way more gas

c. looks like a big banana

d. Is still not as fast as the best crotch rockets.

Crotch rocket: a two wheeled vehicle powered by a high rev motor, usually built to outperform any other vehicle including ability to kill the operator of the vehicle instantly.
by jereh jamis October 10, 2003
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crotch pheasants

In between getting garbage dick after entering a cock garage. The intermission so to speak.Crotch pheasants are similar to the coccon before the butterfly emerges.
I cant believe that skank cock garage gave me crotch pheasants. It only kind of burns when I pee I hope I dont have garabage dick.
by Mr. Falice12 October 21, 2008
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Crotch Goblin

A derogatory term used by insufferable “child-free” morons referring to kids.
“People who use the phrase ‘crotch goblin’ are arguably more annoying than vegans.”
by Terribly Unfunny August 27, 2022
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Bubble Crotch

The Enlarged poutch above the crotch area of an over-weight individual. This poutch, filled with an unknown substance or substances causes this person crotch to be hidden from the outside world.

Background- The bubble Crotch was discoverd in the late middle ages by a team of scientists, when obesity rate started to rise. This Rise was caused by a increase in crop surplus.
Holy Crap!! Look at that guys Bubble Crotch. I want to stab it and watch it Deflate...
by cadMaN December 06, 2004
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