couch potato cat

what you wish you were

couch potato cat is the cats meow

by Stupidity.I’m November 25, 2022

Dogs On The Couch

The temporary placement of spent tampons on a lover’s chest for sake of efficiency (to forgo delays of proper disposal) and tidiness (to prevent the staining of expensive linens) to expedite consummation during moments of intense emergency-level passion, drunken disorientation, or squalid apathetic laziness.

“Sure baby, you can let your dogs on the couch.”

by Sammishredd November 27, 2024

Freud's couch

Your therapist/psychiatrist's office

Why does going to Freud's couch cost so much? :(. No wonder some people have a negative relationship with their shrink.

by Sexydimma June 13, 2021

couch beat

Verb. To insert your penis in between two couch cushions, with or without lubrication. Then, you proceed to thrust back and forth in said couch, as if you were fucking a girl. Some people prefer to go raw, or use a sock for easy clean-up!

That guy Frank got a pete burn from couch beat.

by Feetbeater6911 November 17, 2015

Companion Couch

A super-comfy couch, with an in-built phone charger.

Is that a Companion Couch? That couch is completely rad!

by givesies February 22, 2018

granny's couch

Couch not for sitting. Just nice to look at.

Don't sit on granny's couch!!

by me81 January 1, 2015

Couch Drumming

When one person is lying on their stomach on a sofa and another person starts smacking their ass-cheeks like bongo drums.

I was watching tv when Tyler snuck up and starting couch drumming me.

by Urbanymous February 18, 2020