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gives great couch

When a celebrity has an excellent conversation with a talk show host, particularly a late night talk show host.
by Grace Noble December 29, 2023
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Couching

Sitting on the couch being worthless. Often times accompanied by smoking weed and ordering delivery.
Alex was couching all day Sunday, when Meagehn tried to say she invented the word.
by Beanflicka14 August 6, 2017
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Couch thief

a. That friend who somehow always ends up leaning on your life, crashing on your couch, and gives you nothing in return, i.e. when you're all watching TV, the couch thief asks you to get a soda for them, and when you return they've stolen your seat.
Brian is a couch thief. He venmo-ed me to split the Uber, even though he had a free ride.
by 60MinutesInHavana November 22, 2017
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Couching

The act of making love to a "big beautiful couch," otherwise known as a BBC.
"The other day I got caught couching by my mom."
"Bro the couch the couch was squeakier than Mickie mouse."
by RaT_DicK February 9, 2023
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couch

ass rest

someone that let's people get away with things because they don't have a backbone to stand up for themselves.
you're couch
by samalo August 30, 2022
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couch-loft

In a place, i.e. a dorm room, where space is very limited, and the only available section of the room that is available to put a couch, is where a bed would normally reside. not recommended for large heavy couches, or a place to perform sexual acts. also discouraged, is the use of alcoholic beverages before the use of a couch-loft.
I was totally rocking it on my couch-loft, watching a movie.
by bmcasler March 17, 2010
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The Couch Shitters

People who sit on the fucking couch and were too fucking lazy to stand up get to the bathroom to unload their fucking crap
John: Hey Carl, Imma take a shit on the couch

Carl: Seems lit, imma take one too

Joe: Same here, are we The Couch Shitters?
by Thy Custodian April 7, 2024
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