When a celebrity has an excellent conversation with a talk show host, particularly a late night talk show host.
by Grace Noble December 29, 2023

Sitting on the couch being worthless. Often times accompanied by smoking weed and ordering delivery.
by Beanflicka14 August 6, 2017

a. That friend who somehow always ends up leaning on your life, crashing on your couch, and gives you nothing in return, i.e. when you're all watching TV, the couch thief asks you to get a soda for them, and when you return they've stolen your seat.
by 60MinutesInHavana November 22, 2017

"The other day I got caught couching by my mom."
"Bro the couch the couch was squeakier than Mickie mouse."
"Bro the couch the couch was squeakier than Mickie mouse."
by RaT_DicK February 9, 2023

ass rest
someone that let's people get away with things because they don't have a backbone to stand up for themselves.
someone that let's people get away with things because they don't have a backbone to stand up for themselves.
you're couch
by samalo August 30, 2022

In a place, i.e. a dorm room, where space is very limited, and the only available section of the room that is available to put a couch, is where a bed would normally reside. not recommended for large heavy couches, or a place to perform sexual acts. also discouraged, is the use of alcoholic beverages before the use of a couch-loft.
by bmcasler March 17, 2010

People who sit on the fucking couch and were too fucking lazy to stand up get to the bathroom to unload their fucking crap
John: Hey Carl, Imma take a shit on the couch
Carl: Seems lit, imma take one too
Joe: Same here, are we The Couch Shitters?
Carl: Seems lit, imma take one too
Joe: Same here, are we The Couch Shitters?
by Thy Custodian April 7, 2024
