Cook my balls

When a man let's out a hot fart while sitting down, thus pushing the farther forward and baking his testicles

Someone roll a window down, I'm about to cook my balls.

by Gray Matter January 16, 2023

Cook me

The desire to make out with someone

Girl: what do you want me to cook for dinner

Boy: cook me bbg

by Nelia_koeningzef May 9, 2024

Cooked

When a person is in so much trouble, there’s no saving them

Bro 1: Look at Sahar, he looks like he smoked a doobie before his exam
Bro 2: Yeah, he’s COOKED

by SaharDoobie May 21, 2024

skibidi cooked

when ur really cooked

wallahi im skibidi cooked

by initdotpy July 10, 2024

Cooked

Someone who is very ugly, and probably doesn’t know it.

Yo, this girl just snapchatted me a selfie, but she’s cooked.

by Prologuer May 28, 2018

Cooked on coke

When you drink too much fizzy at a refill station you get cooked on coke

These refills are great I'm so cooked on coke

by OddButAwesome95 April 22, 2025

your local dj cook hater

an annoying ass 9 year old girl who is a hater of dj cook. she goes by many aliases such as; devin, lily, and of course, your local dj cook hater.

she is referred to by dj as “my first girl hater”
eventually she admitted to hating on dj as a joke, but apparently lied since shes still hating on him
she even made a video saying that saying the n word is not racist which was fucking insane
dj is a great youtuber and she is just another one of those dj cook little kid haters

person: ugh i hate how that little girl is hating on dj cook >:(
person 2: ikr shes super fricking annoying
person 3: i hate your local dj cook hater

by I like penguinssss December 2, 2023