A man so irresistible and tasteful that beings of all sexual orientations desire to be his life partner. A man who falls the subject of an infamous chant at football games, and supplied Ryan deburger with his sloppy seconds.
by Fan_of_all_things_cheeky September 15, 2021

by little_foot November 24, 2021

(noun) : the supreme ruler of the grand marketing scheme also known as Grand Canyon University.
the man who builds private schools in shitty areas and calls it a service to the public
the current president of GCU
the man who builds private schools in shitty areas and calls it a service to the public
the current president of GCU
*playing quiplash on jackbox: question- what is a sexy name to call someone*
Guy #1: Brian Mueller
Guy #2: isn’t he the president of Grand Canyon University
Guy #1: yeah man
Guy #3 *visually starstruck*: Brian Mueller once waved hello to me in passing! he’s such a bro
Guy #1: Brian Mueller
Guy #2: isn’t he the president of Grand Canyon University
Guy #1: yeah man
Guy #3 *visually starstruck*: Brian Mueller once waved hello to me in passing! he’s such a bro
by insecureitalian October 30, 2021

An individual in which they are Santa Clause, Carter (Fat), Batman, Alex, Mexicano, ni mu, Muhammad Brian, Jumbo Josh Brian, shiny Brian, teny weny Brian, etc
“Gang gang down fuck bitch ass nigga money nigga money money money gang gang nigga money nigga money oh my god nigga money bitch va nigga nigga money hoooaaaaa”-Brian(Fortnite) Mexicano because cartel money with nigger
by Brian but this time ni mu April 26, 2024

by Dmex August 5, 2018

the most amazing and fun person you will ever meet, he's the guy who looks quiet and shy but once you start talking he'll never let you get bored. he's good with anything in the water so he's basically a squid. his sense if humor will make u laugh more than ever and you'll find yourself slowly becoming the bestest of friends with him. overall he's a good dude with an amazing personality. cant forget he's got a better bod than all ur other friends :)
example :
omg brian is so cool
yeaa he got into stanford with a scholarship because of his swimming skills.
omg brian is so cool
yeaa he got into stanford with a scholarship because of his swimming skills.
by squidyqueen July 16, 2021

Guy number 1: *Catches the biggest fish of the trip
Guy number 2: Here let me net it for you *Purposely Knocks the fish of the hook and looses your fish*
Guy number 1: You just Brian Wilson-ed me!
Guy number 2: Here let me net it for you *Purposely Knocks the fish of the hook and looses your fish*
Guy number 1: You just Brian Wilson-ed me!
by Not A Hill July 24, 2018
