that blowjob sucked 

Means: "that was the second best blowjob I could ever receive." For a description for the best ever, see that blowjob swallowed.

Bill: Man, that blowjob sucked. Good job!

that blowjob sucked by spinaltapsoundguy February 7, 2010

Infinite Blowjobs 

1. A phrased used to describe the often beyond describable sense of pleasure from achieving varying degrees of greatness.

2. An orgasm worthy idea.

3. It's like one blowjob... but forever!

A. "We one 9001 to 0, that game was so made of infinite blowjobs!"

B. "That was such a fucking awesome idea, it gave me infinite blowjobs."

C. Well it's like a blowjob... but you know, forever.

Infinite Blowjobs by flowceps July 29, 2010

Swedish Blowjob 

Sticking a rusty nail up the eye of the penis

Terry was being really horrid so his wife gave him a Swedish blowjob

Swedish Blowjob by fannyadams November 2, 2010

Brown Eye Blowjob 

When a girl eats a lot of burritos then a guy fucks her in the ass and she farts while the guy is fucking her and he jacks off kuz it feels like a blowjob

1 DAMN last night i was with your mom and she gave me a Brown Eye Blowjob

Brown Eye Blowjob by sickminded September 27, 2004

blowjob 

The only good thing that can come from a woman's mouth.

I wish she would stop talking and gimme a blowjob!

blowjob by MF'er September 4, 2008

national blowjob day

April 13th the day you give a guy a blow job and don't tell anyone

Yo adam it's national blowjob day

national blowjob day by Dan171717 April 12, 2017

blowjob hand

the smell of spit and skin left on your hand after a blowjob

She said they didn't do anything but you can't argue the smell of blowjob hand.

You might want to clean out your fridge, smells worse than blowjob hand.

blowjob hand by tri5aratops October 3, 2008