Girlfriend

The thing we all dream of having.

Me: "man i wanna have a girlfriend."

Every male on earth: "same."

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Mad Girlfriend

Having a blister or wound on your dominant hand

“I did so many pull-ups today I shredded my hand and now I have a mad girlfriend. I guess I’ll be using the stranger later.”

by JFWodfather March 6, 2015

dead girlfriend

When you're having sex and your girlfriend is quiet. No moans or squeals or anything.

Dude, I was fucking her last night, and she was a total dead girlfriend.

by donutcat January 8, 2016

fuckboys girlfriend

thot a girl who has to get fucked every night and she has to have a man to fill her with and his penis

Jackie is such a hoe she is basically a fuckboys girlfriend.

by kara Jae May 12, 2017

True girlfriend experience

Raw sex... no condom

Hey!.

What’s your donation?..
Well it’s $150 for 1 hour
And$350 a true girlfriend experience...

by Albeaii July 16, 2018

National Girlfriend celebration day

National Girlfriend Day is November 8th. This is a day to show appreciation to girlfriends everywhere for the good things they do. Do something nice for your girlfriens today. Take her shopping and buy her something she wants or on a date or whatever she likes to do. Go out for dinner or to a movie. Whatever you choose to do, let her know you appreciate her.

Emma, today is all about you on your spesial day, National Girlfriend Day, I LOVE YOU.
You should show your Girlfriend that she Meland Everything to you. Snd celebrate her for existing and celebrate Everything she does for you. National Girlfriend Celebration Day is a day where everyone should du something Nice for Thea girlfriends

by Tildus November 2, 2019

hyunjins girlfriend

hyunjins girlfriend is andrea(hhjmenu).

did u see andrea??? thats hyunjins girlfriend

by andrea yeaaaa October 17, 2020