Scratch Yoda Behind the Ears

The act of masturbating to Star Wars, especially the non-human actors. As seen on iSketch.

Person 1: Awe man, I was watching Star Wars last night. The Twi'lek got me so hot, I had to Scratch Yoda Behind the Ears.
Person 2: *Just looks at Person 1 Awkwardly*

by SexyJonesy March 1, 2012

behoove

1. To Confuse
2. To cross up, shake, break ankles

Jamarcus Shabazz behooved Jamalcom's ass.

by Jamarcus Shabazz April 15, 2003

Beheest

1. Means bitch or bitches. Mainly used instead of saying bitch out loud. More subtle...approach

2. Can also use to describe if someone is hot.

pron: be-heest

Guy: There is a lot of beheest in my class
Guy2: Look at those hot beheest!

by Datguy December 7, 2012

behemoth

A behemoth is a foolish creature who likes to try to lick it's elbows, and gets terribly upset when it does not succeed.

1: what are you trying to do?

2: i'm so angry! i can't lick my elbow!

1: what a behemoth!

by akabonez December 2, 2011

behemoth

The act of one sucking another's penis.
oral stimulation from another person.
see blow job.

yo breezy, give daddy a behemoth!

by Joel l October 24, 2007

behos

Behos, from the Mexican (only not) term meaning "BITCH." A phrase used so the person is not cursing or using profanity.

GOD, Margaret's being such a behos!

by AzureRay May 27, 2005

peaches behind the pole

code word for someone ultra sketch who creeps you frequently. someone who lurks, is obsessed, see also creeper

that guy is totally creeping you. lookout PEACHES! PEACHES BEHIND THE POLE!

by tech stine January 2, 2009