a male equivalent to holding back a women's hair while she throws up. Usually used in a joking fashion.
by link283 February 14, 2014
Get the hold the beard mug.by DankKitty February 10, 2017
Get the Bearded Kitty mug.The crook of all the beard styles. Very sparse and patchy, sometimes looks like a dirty shit pirate beard. Usually worn by metal heads or just ratty gnarly fucking dudes.
by dingletheberry January 2, 2016
Get the rat beard mug.When a man wakes up after a hard night of work, sleep or partying, and his facial is messy and untidy.
"Dude, what's going on with your beard? It looks like a Brillo Pad!"
"I come as-is to the CrossFit workout at this early hour."
"Dude, what's going on with your beard? It looks like a Brillo Pad!"
"I come as-is to the CrossFit workout at this early hour."
by Mad Innovator May 17, 2014
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A facial accoutrement sliced from a round green citrus fruit's (Lime) peel. It is usually made from the peels of limes found in bars, the peel is cut into a half diamond and placed on the face. The Lime Beard is to be held by the wearer right under the chin.
It is important to note that other citrus fruits held on the chin (while stylish) are socially unacceptable.
2. Sometimes found naturally on Parakeets a small green swell under the beak.
A facial accoutrement sliced from a round green citrus fruit's (Lime) peel. It is usually made from the peels of limes found in bars, the peel is cut into a half diamond and placed on the face. The Lime Beard is to be held by the wearer right under the chin.
It is important to note that other citrus fruits held on the chin (while stylish) are socially unacceptable.
2. Sometimes found naturally on Parakeets a small green swell under the beak.
by Lime Beard January 25, 2010
Get the Lime Beard mug.When someone has a hair asshole, it can be defined as a beard. When it is full of shit it is called a turd beard.
by Bigtnuggz April 10, 2015
Get the turd beard mug.The Plan B of a gay individual (usually male) to marry an individual of the opposite sex (usually female) who would act as his beard to cover up his true sexual identity, of which she would be knowledgeable.
Him: Let's make a pact! If we are both not married by the age of 30, then I propose to you!
Her: But... But ure gay...
Him: True, but that way, your parents would be happy, I hide my true sexual identity, and everyone is happy.
Her: okay! Let's keep this as a plan beard.
Her: But... But ure gay...
Him: True, but that way, your parents would be happy, I hide my true sexual identity, and everyone is happy.
Her: okay! Let's keep this as a plan beard.
by Æ.Di May 16, 2019
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