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hold the beard

a male equivalent to holding back a women's hair while she throws up. Usually used in a joking fashion.
hold the beard while i throw up in this back alley
by link283 February 14, 2014
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Bearded Kitty

by DankKitty February 10, 2017
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rat beard

The crook of all the beard styles. Very sparse and patchy, sometimes looks like a dirty shit pirate beard. Usually worn by metal heads or just ratty gnarly fucking dudes.
"Dude you see that guy with rat beard? Yea, the kid looks fucking gnarly!"
by dingletheberry January 2, 2016
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morning beard

When a man wakes up after a hard night of work, sleep or partying, and his facial is messy and untidy.

"Dude, what's going on with your beard? It looks like a Brillo Pad!"
"I come as-is to the CrossFit workout at this early hour."
morning beard, bed head, helmet hair, morning hair, bad hair day, bedhead
by Mad Innovator May 17, 2014
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Lime Beard

1.

A facial accoutrement sliced from a round green citrus fruit's (Lime) peel. It is usually made from the peels of limes found in bars, the peel is cut into a half diamond and placed on the face. The Lime Beard is to be held by the wearer right under the chin.

It is important to note that other citrus fruits held on the chin (while stylish) are socially unacceptable.

2. Sometimes found naturally on Parakeets a small green swell under the beak.
"Come on Chet hang on to your lime beard or it will fall off...Limes are not sticky you know."
by Lime Beard January 25, 2010
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turd beard

When someone has a hair asshole, it can be defined as a beard. When it is full of shit it is called a turd beard.
That girls ass is so hairy and full of shit, she has a nasty turd beard.
by Bigtnuggz April 10, 2015
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Plan Beard

The Plan B of a gay individual (usually male) to marry an individual of the opposite sex (usually female) who would act as his beard to cover up his true sexual identity, of which she would be knowledgeable.
Him: Let's make a pact! If we are both not married by the age of 30, then I propose to you!

Her: But... But ure gay...
Him: True, but that way, your parents would be happy, I hide my true sexual identity, and everyone is happy.

Her: okay! Let's keep this as a plan beard.
by Æ.Di May 16, 2019
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