Lime Beard

1.

A facial accoutrement sliced from a round green citrus fruit's (Lime) peel. It is usually made from the peels of limes found in bars, the peel is cut into a half diamond and placed on the face. The Lime Beard is to be held by the wearer right under the chin.

It is important to note that other citrus fruits held on the chin (while stylish) are socially unacceptable.

2. Sometimes found naturally on Parakeets a small green swell under the beak.
"Come on Chet hang on to your lime beard or it will fall off...Limes are not sticky you know."
by Lime Beard January 25, 2010
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Star's Beard

A quasi-mythical entity, often spoken about, but rarely seen.
"My god man," exclaimed the doctor, "A cure would be as rare as Star's Beard".

(Taken fromFly Fishing By J.R Hartly)
by Waster December 03, 2004
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Griffin Beard

A guy who doesnt like his name. He can be funny and immature, but also sweet and caring. He has a great taste in music. He can be a jerk but always makes sure you know hes just kidding. He can be very perverted. He is really cute and has great hair. He has been through a lot. He teases you but you still always love him. He stays up all night and always asks you to stay up with him even though he knows that in a couple minutes you will fall asleep anyways. He is your best friend but you wish you were more. He broke your heart once but made up for it afterwards. He acts so stupid but is actually, surprisingly, great at math. He is very short tempered and gets mad often. You just have to love him.
Who is he? Griffin Beard of course!! DUH!
by The Anonymus Bubbles August 29, 2010
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Flaming Beard

A Flaming Beard is the "scratched" sensation you get after performing oral sex on a girl with crotch stubble.
"She tasted good but had about 4 days growth, so I got the harshest Flaming Beard ever."
by Kev P. August 15, 2008
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morning beard

When a man wakes up after a hard night of work, sleep or partying, and his facial is messy and untidy.

"Dude, what's going on with your beard? It looks like a Brillo Pad!"
"I come as-is to the CrossFit workout at this early hour."
morning beard, bed head, helmet hair, morning hair, bad hair day, bedhead
by Mad Innovator April 04, 2014
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put the beard on

To clamp your mouth securely over the bearded clam of ones lady friend
Fancy a pint,

No i'm going home to put the beard on
by Clive Pillowfriend August 16, 2007
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ashley beard

A very beautiful person on the inside and out, has a handful of humor in her jeans, and is very athletic and attractive. Boys will come and go like seasons but one day she will find the one. She is a very hard worker and has good grades and big dreams.
Ashley Beard will soon be in The Hall of Fame for her amazing softball skill set.
by Aaliyah Sheptalk December 30, 2017
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