May 9

National suck your best friends boobies day

Boy: Hey, it’s May 9th…
Girl: oh right… sure

by BrianTheMassiveDick May 9, 2022

may 6

Ask your friend to date you

(they cant say no)

boy:yooo wanna date its may 6th

girl sure why not

by extra 5 May 5, 2022

14 May

On 14 May was born girl with popular older brother. She can be so happy to have brother like that.

- You have birthday on 14 May?
- Yes!
- Cool, you probably have popular brother

by Michael Cudi January 4, 2022

17th of may

May 17 is the 137th day of the year (138th in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. There are 228 days remaining until the end of the year. This date is slightly more likely to fall on a Tuesday, Thursday or Sunday (58 in 400 years each) than on Friday or Saturday (57), and slightly less likely to occur on a Monday or Wednesday (56).

It is also Norways National Day.

Woah, the 17th of may sure is fun!

by Kloodyklee April 6, 2017

May 7

Give your crush or favorite person a gift as a thank you for being their favorite person to you

" Here have a gift! "
" Why? "
" Because its May 7!

by anonymous November 23, 2021

May 2

National fuck your gf/bf day!

chad: hey jessica its may 2 ;)

jessica: what does that mean?

chad: its national fuck your gf day.

by xxsuckmydickxx April 30, 2022

May 13

National Give Your Homies Head Day

National Give Your Homies Head Day is preferably the best holiday of the year! This holiday occurs on May 13

You: Yo, you know what day It is?
Homie: Nah bro. What day is it?
You: National Give Your Homie Head Day
Homie: Ah shit...

by PoohsEvilTwin May 9, 2022