Half Moon Bay

Small lil town an hour south of SF. There’s nothing to do here unless you’re into surfing, beachside pilates, dog-walking, and other white people things.

Weed here is pretty mid, you’re better off going to Pacifica or SF. Come to think of it, there’s no real dispensary here either :(

People here tend to think they’re the shit. It’s a small podunk town so everyone pretty much hates each other lol

The gangs here are pretty timid, even CSL and MLN are pretty much just minor cliques at this point. Calling them crews would be overselling them lol

There’s a crap ton of rednecks, takuaches wannabes, white people, occasional preps, but that’s pretty much it. The high school football team was good back right before the pandemic.

Half Moon Bay is pretty much only ideal for taking a piss after coming up from Santa Cruz. Not much else.

by Hova’s Witness March 22, 2023

5.25 inch bay

the big slots in a pc often for odd(optical drive)

i have 2 5.25 inch bays

by qweerttyuiopasdfghhjklzxccvbnm March 31, 2023

Green Bay butter churned

The act of lactating into an anus, then fucking the hole until it becomes butter.

Hey Jim, would you be willing to Green Bay butter churned me tonight.

by SlayerSSN7 January 25, 2023

West Bay

Used to describe San Francisco and the Peninsula (San Mateo County) by people who live in the East Bay (Alameda and Contra Costa Counties). The term is meant to bring awareness to the fact that many people from SF and the Peninsula often don’t seem to realize that the East Bay exists until they can no longer afford housing there and decide to move to the East Bay.

People that grew up in Bay Area suburbs with >$100k household median income:

Nobody calls it West Bay lol

by east_bay_houser February 12, 2023

Whitley bay Bob

Whitley bay is a beautiful place to be unlike other definitions, full of beautiful tranquil pissheads (like the famous Jonny decka) in their natural habitat (the vic) Normally very docile animals but once provoked can be very nasty members of the orangutan descendants. Whitley bay is home to many small businesses that are more than likely trying to sell you £2.46 worth of stock for about £67.99. At least. namely ) great staff crap business. Also home to many kabab shops, many bad many good, only one I’d recommend trying is tasty Turk ((open Thursdays to Sundays from about 9pm) I take all my friends there and they all say the same, best kabab in Whitley). If you go to the beach expect to see lots of 15-16 year olds mortal face down in the sand and many a crackhead lighting up their next fix. You’ve got many places to try but steer clear of the “reputable” fox and finch, was good now not. Besides wouldn’t want to like anywhere else. Ciao, Whitley

Bob

Whitley bay eh, lets gan Havana. Weyhey, let’s do that sonna. Get the bags in aye Whitley bay Bob

by Whitley Bob December 21, 2023

What A Melt Bai

A cork term for someone who is cringe beyond belief, best used for someone who puts quotes on all their social media posts

he's/she's an absolute melt did you see what they posted

look what xxxx just put up, what a melt bai

by Cork bai November 9, 2023

The thunder bay way

Being pegged by your girlfriend because "If you want to stick it in my back door, I get to stick it in yours".

Yeah, we did it the thunder bay way last night. Once I can walk normal again, I finally get to have anal.

by Big gingy November 17, 2023