Fantom Ants

When you have a trail of ants in your house and you spend 20+ minutes cleaning the trail up and you come out victorious killing them all only to feel ants crawling on your arms,legs,and body for the next hour or so but when you check to see how many there are none really there. Fantom Ants.

I got fantom ants after clearing up that sticky juice spill

by Silverbud Shotgunfarmer June 23, 2010

gigalo aunt

A female whore.

I know what you are, you are a gigalo aunt.

by coraltuesday January 16, 2011

dramatic aunt

Trolls facebook and comments on new content in the most dramatic way possible. Think Debbie Downer meets Baby Elephant with broken leg. Negative in a sad way that you feel sorry for them. Eliciting a guilt response on behalf of others. Also finds drunk pics of you on your friend's page (not shared friend, mind you) and prints them on a home dot matrix printer only to hang them on the fridge at your grandparents. When confronted, baby elephant with broken leg comes out........but I Lub you!

dramatic aunt

by BIOFUNK October 9, 2013

rectal ants

little balls of cotton cause but rectal sweating found around the anal cavity

Man today was so hot I got rectal ants

by thetruth1000 March 8, 2014

street aunt

The lady down the street who gives me my Percocet.

Dude, I got my Percocets from my street aunt.

by Streetdoc January 15, 2016

twitter auntie

crazy bitch who follows a person's pregnancy through social media and feels an attachment when the baby is born

tara: omg look he growin up so fast!!
eric: whose baby is that?
tara: this girl i follow on twitter
eric: omg bitch you're a twitter auntie

by lowkeylonely March 3, 2016

grand aunt

Some one who is someones aunt and also their grand mother

That woman is my Grand aunt.

by barneynoballz November 17, 2016