Evan

He’s a complete retard, but is fun to talk to. He cant read, speak, or write at all. This certain evan makes one hell of a best friend tho<3:)

guy 1 “oh whos evan”
guy 2 “he’s one hell of a hunk is who he is😉”

by feuves January 23, 2022

Evan

Your average Evan who plays trombone and has invisible eyebrows.

He’s definitely an Evan

by ThePercussionVibes February 7, 2023

evans

its the best taunton school house

evans more like cool hose

by yue34345 December 2, 2021

Kenneth Evans

Kenneth Evans aka Kennethy is the bestestbestetbestest person ever and he belongs to Amanda

Kenneth Evans is my whore u tramps back off!

by moonininini December 3, 2021

Evan Hostetler

Can outdrink you

Evan Hostetler will fuck your girlfriend

by Badass3425 April 13, 2019

Evanism

Evanism is a religious cult that legit based off on being different these guy if you like something they well find way to dislike it or say something bad about what you like these guys well talk to a girl and automatically like the girls music taste just to relate and they also become boy bestfriend with the cute girls so people will say "are yall dating" it makes him feel special

This guy being mad different right now defiantly i part of evanism

by Yeuri June 6, 2022

Evan

An evan, is a super annoying person who stands next to your group not saying a word but, randomly blurting out an insult and trying to trip you.

"Shut up evan you annoying dude"

by Ayoo_Frankie February 16, 2025