Alabama Mud Crab

When someone defacates in a women's vagina and the women uses her pelvic floor to blow muddy bubbles from her rotten brown covered stank hole

Sandra paid for a new bed but after a rank night out the Alabama Mud Crab destroyed her bedding

by Standstiff November 3, 2021

Alabama soft serve

To pitch a loaf into ones mouth while they eagerly deepthroat it as if it were a throbbing cock.

YO, that breezy you set me up with last night was a complete freak!!

Not only did she insist on the Alabama soft serve, but she greedily chowed down that trail mix on tap like it was the last supper!! No more blind dates dawg....

by Zackdaddy Smoothsack January 19, 2012

Alabama Taco Supreme

When you shit in your sister's mouth, use it for taco meat, and then use her piss and your cum for sauce!

What people in Alabama do on Cinco de mayo

Yo, me and my sis pulled an Alabama Taco Supreme last night. She still can't get all the shit out of her mouth!

by Bootybeater21 January 5, 2023

Alabama Sweet Meat

Extensive exercise or work in the sun all day makes your nether regions sweaty and sticky so bad that if your girl want to give you a blow job she has't to peel that smelly dick off your inner thigh like peeling the protective film off your new phone.

My wife was so horny last night after i came home from work, I had no time to shower and she was stuck with that Alabama Sweet Meat.

by noah p m September 28, 2018

alabama rocking chair

When a girl rocks back and forth from ine dick in her ass to another in her pussy.

Dude it was awesome, the chick wanted to ride our alabama rocking chair!

by MrBubbleBukake March 3, 2015

oak grove alabama

a town full of dirty ass rednecks , wanna be gang bangers , whores , white trash, and hella stoners, all from deep down in the south. You either hate it there or never wanna leave. Watch out for chickens and goats because they like to cross in front of your cars, you’ll probably see a lot of road kill which isn’t a problem for oak grovens because they will probably cook it up for supper. don’t say i didnt warn you. Oak grove people are T-R-A-S-H and all full of drama, everyone is racist and homophobic. you’ll probably never meet a gay person down there. oh and one more thing watch of for haul mf road , you might die if u go to a party down there ;)

-you hear abt them oak grove alabama people

- no why
- good , don’t go down there or you’ll get ur ass shot

by not a oak groven March 16, 2021

alabama clam hammer

Much like an "Alabama clam slammer," the male does a hand stand during intercourse and on his decent he slams his penis in to his partners butthole

I was with Cathy and I gave her an Alabama clam hammer and ended up wearing a pink sock!

by Dookie84 June 28, 2016