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Latin; Adam, Adamus

A person who contains so much potential, yet decides to follow the same grain as everyone else. He might be seen as smart by others and might be described as great, but when meeting in person, he displays foolishness and asinine behaviors to get along with everyone. This person doesn't think for himself in the long run, never hoping to see the outside of his peers thoughts and opinions. Just like the biblical being also named "Adam", they eat the forbidden fruit that we can view as society. Women love this guy, but the main question that they receive is, "why?". All we can hope for is an Adam that doesn't follow the easy or band-wagoning path.
Some guy: "You know, Adam is really cool."
Others: "Wait, Adam? The guy attempting to screw a lightbulb with a hammer for attention? Why?"
Adam by stpEng August 1, 2024
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He will touch you and grab your big pair of buns, but fuck you with his 12cm dick. A warning to all who mess with Adam: he will rape your uncles and grandpas and send the video to your 7-year-old sister or kid.
Adam by Gucci Prison Pocket May 2, 2024
Adam is just one fake ass beaner; he most definitely fucked your dad or grandpa. Do not, and I repeat, DO NOT let Adam around your dad or grandpa; that man will do unspeakable things to them. P.S. Adam is not your average beaner.
Oh God, is that Adam? I heard he will grab your nuts and twist them while running a train with the immigrants that work at the home depot around the corner on you, your dad, uncle, grandpa, and cousins.
Adam by Gucci Prison Pocket May 3, 2024
A nonchalant annoying little shit who spends most of his time on roblox playing the same game making videos with the same short-ass kid named Third
Adam: yo can you be npc for a video?
"shut the fuck up adam"
An Arab boy who is usually suspected of acts of terrorism by his friends. He likes to make 9/11 jokes and even though he tries to hide it, he secretly loves men.

Adams usually find a small friend group full of nerds and losers who he can bully to make himself feel better, and he takes pleasure in making himself feel more powerful than others.
Did you hear where Adam was on September 11th?
Adam by Greg Moncarlo June 4, 2024
A baddie with no friends but has a fatty
He loves me my name is Laiba all u other snakes keep ur pants on he’s mine back off slags.
Adam has my heart and I want him so bad, can’t wait to be sat on his willy haha hehe

He loves to role play
Laiba: omg Adam!
Adam: hey baby gorl I want you so bad

Laiba: god I love you
Adam: I love you more sugar plum ahaha hehe *looks at camera* ahah that was chill and I’m just a chill guy *looks back* come here kitten give daddy a kissy
Adam by Adamsdirtyslut December 19, 2024