change monkey

A derogatory term for a bank teller or cashier. Also used when you are pissed off at the person acting as "banker" when playing Monopoly.

Sorry I'm late, there's a new change monkey working at the coffee shop.

or

Gimme my change, change monkey!

by ViridianDusk March 15, 2010

change the tide

When you piss at an angle causing a whirlpool in the bowl, then mid-stream, switch angles causing the urine to come to a halt before drifting the other way. Commonly done when taking an absurdly long piss.

Sorry I took forever guys. I had to change the tide in there and got some splash back...

by Rylo K3n January 06, 2018

National Change Seat Day

On September 30th all of our founding fathers came together under a meeting called by Samuel Adams to make a day in which all seats in any classroom, bus, airplane could be changed.

Brad, “hey happy national change seat day, want to take someone’s first class seat?” Terry, “aww heck yeah I can’t wait too”

by Mr.Jammie September 17, 2019

Change of Like

When you enjoy yet neglect to like someone's facebook post, but upon extenuating boredom, you see it again and end up liking it out of some newfound lightheartedness.

Laura's picture of her poodle taking her spot in bed when she got up to go to the bathroom was cute. I ended up having a change of like and sending her blowy kisses for the next hour.

by Trapped_In_Time July 02, 2013

the money change

"the money change" is a code of honor which dictates that once the outcome of a wager between parties has been determined the losing party must pay the wager as soon as possible and such payment should be in a public way thus demonstrating appropriate humility

You gave it a good effort out there but now it's time for the money change!

by P Daigle January 22, 2025

the money change

"the money change" is a code of honor which dictates that once the outcome of a wager between parties has been determined the losing party must pay the wager as soon as possible and such payment should be in a public way thus demonstrating appropriate humility.

That was a great game but now its time for " the money change!"

by P Daigle January 21, 2025

chang zhen

Chang Zhen is a cruel creature tat lurks around dark spaces. Most people get terrified by the face of the elusive creature and pee their pants almost immediately. Do not get close to one for your eyes could very well get scarred for life. Exercise caution when dealing with Chang Zhen and I wish you the best of luck in running away.

The moment my daughter say Chang Zhen, she started bawling her eyes out.

by Havsjahahahanah January 09, 2018