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Jason

Warzone-bot. Always camps in towers and bushes. Helps get you back. Always wonders where the enemy is. Has 3000 damage and 2 kills. Likes to steal your loot then say he doesn’t have it. Always be lyin.
We pushed a building and downed 3 people, got downed but our teamate didn’t push and ran to hide in a corner. He was being a real Jason.
by Bubblewrap3 June 2, 2022
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jason cash

An average height man with very large muscles. Subsides on chicken and rice primarily. Knows too much about macros.
“Hey Julie there’s a dude I work with named Chad and he’s a totally a hawt boi.”

“Wow sounds like a jason cash I’d like to peek my peepers at.”
by Floppy Joe (aka cwjp) November 23, 2021
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Jason

An absolute gronk of a man. His grey hair just makes him more gronk like, and those sunglasses, don't even get me started. Anyone who likes fishing is a gronk, let alone when it's Jason
Wow Jason is such a gronk
by Molly-Man-101 June 13, 2022
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Jason

As in Jason Puncheon (footballer), puncheon (punching) above his weight looks wise.
That guy is a total Jason
by Hamptonslonelyboy February 15, 2017
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Jason Bourne

A fictional crime dude that kills random people and spawned a meme.
"Jesus Christ! Thats Jason Bourne!" Quote from the movie: Jason Bourne.
by Windoge April 6, 2017
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Jason

A cheating ass bitch ! Who never will give a fuck about you so I will advise you to stay away from Jason’s
I love you “ that means “ I’m goin to cheat on you lol “ Jason I love you but he don’t love you
by Woahbrochill November 7, 2019
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Manny Jason

The best and most awesome male nanny dude. Watches over dem kidz and creator of feet meat. For an example, go check out Manny Jason on YouTube
Manny Jason is the coolest male nanny and is super funny.
by OGMannyJ May 26, 2019
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