I don't Know

What dumb blonde bitches say when they don't know a word to make up.

Darrin: "Hey Naomi want to make up a word?"

Naomi: "ya sure"

Darrin: "ok make a word up"

Naomi: "I don't know"

Darrin: "wow your dumb"

by DarrinD February 10, 2009

collar and cuffs don't match

A woman who has died her hair, usually blonde. The expression refers to her head hair and pubic hair having different colours. Also known as an airplane blonde

Is she a real blonde? No, her collar and cuffs don't match. I checked.

by phreddyport June 29, 2013

Don't fuck around on me

A phrase you say to a friend or partner when you don't want them to do something they'll regret.

Michelle: I'm going out tonight!
Partner: Don't fuck around on me.
Michelle: Of course I won't.

by fakedrip June 24, 2016

I don't speak baguette

Basically a funny alternative for telling someone you don't speak French.

Guy 1: Bonjour, parlez-vous français?
Guy 2: I'm sorry, I don't speak baguette

by thesilentblulemon March 23, 2021

I don't give a ruff

Expression to show your lack of concern on a subject,
oppposite of giving a ruff.

James "Yo, you that girl you did was a horse"
Rick " I don't give a ruff"

by Rick no Ruff April 6, 2009

Don't oil your basket

Old Australian slang, derived from mid-late 1850s during the gold rush era.

The phrase was originally used by prospectors in reference, to their panning techniques and equipment maintenance. It is thought to be in reference to the practise of oiling ones pan before panning for gold, this was found to be a hindrance on yield.

Seldom heard in modern vernacular, the term now refers to describe any sort of practise which could be deemed inefficient or causing pronounced difficulty in a task.

Person 1 - "Hey, did you want these results chartered?"

Person 2 - "Nah, don't oil your basket"

by xxxcup111 June 23, 2021

Don't Stop Believin'

Awful song written by awful band Journey.
Made popular by Family Guy.
Now covered by thick twats doing karaoke, appearing on X-Factor, and school musicals.
Considered to be the best song ever, by thick twats - only because Family Guy made it famous.

What's your favourite song?
Don't Stop Believin'
Who wrote that?
... I don't know.

by smiek October 21, 2010