The zone before the friend zone.
"Bruh, I said hello to her and she just ignored me."
"Damn, you didn't even make it to The Hi Zone."
"Damn, you didn't even make it to The Hi Zone."
by jiggysaw17 December 29, 2020

Having a life total of 8 or lower in a Magic The Gathering game. Alternatively, a player with 6 or more poison counters is also considered to be in the Crunch Zone.
"My new U/G Infect deck is so sick, it puts you in the Crunch Zone by turn 4 max."
Person 1: "At that point I just started holding onto counters and hoping for some sick topdeck."
Person 2: "The Crunch Zone?"
Person 1: "The Crunch Zone."
Person 1: "At that point I just started holding onto counters and hoping for some sick topdeck."
Person 2: "The Crunch Zone?"
Person 1: "The Crunch Zone."
by Teir 4 October 21, 2010

by Yes™ June 7, 2018

A place where weed is dropped and later picked up by a client. Usually very deep in the woods of Wisconsin as wisconsinites are natrual hikers.
by honeydew2013 May 22, 2019

by brandon rosado September 29, 2019

A refreshed version of he insult 'Dick'.
Zone can be used to freshen any existing 1 word insult i.e.
Bum-Zone, Fassy-Zone, Knob-Zone etc.
Zone can be used to freshen any existing 1 word insult i.e.
Bum-Zone, Fassy-Zone, Knob-Zone etc.
"Shut up ya dick-zone!"
by Dulux September 21, 2009

by MBNU July 18, 2020
