The army way

There is a right way, a wrong way, and the "army way" which yields the same results as the wrong way, but takes much much longer.

We're supposed to get a better rifle next year, but they're doing it the army way, so we'll have to wait four years to get a shittier one.

by been there…. July 18, 2012

Devil's three way

This phrase can be commonly used to refer to a special form of sexual intercourse, specifically one in which 2 men and a woman participate in a three way.

My friend had a devil's three way, him his girlfriend and Michael.

by MatIronBot May 5, 2018

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Expression of events that are out of your control. Usually pertaining to events that result in unwanted circumstances.

Person1: Ah man, the bird's crapped all over my car again.
Person2: That's the way the cookie crumbles.

by King Among Men May 28, 2004

relaxing the gentleman's way

In a word- masturbating.

"Sorry, I can't come out tonight, I'm busy; I'm relaxing the gentleman's way."

by CaptainWhizz June 25, 2009

her's were taped up and out of the way

A chick that becomes {rude} and nasty for no reason to another chick. Unexpected behavior from a formerly decent female.

Against her natural nature she drops them down {balls} after being prodded by another meaner and nastier chick. I guess her's were taped up and out of the way!

by madderenell August 24, 2009

three way

"three way" is short for "three way call". A telephone conversation that includes three people.

Guy: do ya two ladies wants ta gots uh three way wiff me? sho 'nuff!
Ladies: You sick bastard!
Guy: i meant uh three way telephone call. what 'chew trippin foo'

by GanstaG October 22, 2010

does not work that way

Phrase used to argue a point on internet message boards. Originally from the character Morbo on Futurama.

Newslady: I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool
Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

{blank} DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

by dskdksdjk September 24, 2009