Won the battle, lost the war

When one is so concentrated into completing a task that he/she thought was so big, but at the end realized it was nothing compared to the big picture that he/she lost.

I've passed my exam, but lost a gf. I've won the battle, lost the war.

by One depressed dude December 12, 2009

world war 3

Coming soon to a planet near you.

world war 3 will get here quicker if someone gets the guts to stand up to that monkeyfaced fuckwad in office.

by ........................................... August 27, 2007

cold war

A war of words and nuclear build-up between the USA and its allies (the west) and the Communist world dominated by the USSR and china (the east). Although it never amounted to any full-scale nuclear war, it was a major excuse for military build-ups, nuclear arms races, and massive propaganda from both sides. Was ended by Mikhail Gorbachev, the russian premier from 1985-1991. Gorbachev worked for peace with the west, and slowly brought russian communism to a close. The USSR finally collapsed under Mikhail's successor, Boris Yeltsin.

There are a lot of nukes left over from the cold war.

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

populatory war

A war within the population of a country.

Increased segregation and stereotyping in America will soon lead to populatory war.

by djday_59 November 8, 2007

Whore war

An event in which two girls flirt over a distance and get closer and closer until they are face to face.

Me and Frankie had a whore war the other day... it wasnt a whore war for long though...

by DocM December 4, 2010

Clam War

2 or more horny females engaged in ridiculous banter trying to engage the lone douchebag in the room.

OMG did you notice Nina and Marissa cat-fighting over that hognuts in the corner? Its a real Clam War in there!

by teenytena February 17, 2013

waft war

When two people fart and they waft their farts at each other as if it's a war.

Haha we both farted, oh it's time for a waft war!

by Cobra014 December 14, 2014