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Barbed Vagina

A vagina belonging to only the most wicked of women. This vagina contains barbs inside of it, allowing penetration, but once the penis attempts to pull out, the barbs tear and scratch it.
Kathy's barbed vagina shreds men's penises.

She is such a bitch that she must have a barbed vagina.
by L.T. Evans December 18, 2008
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Cotton Vagina

When your vagina gets too dry for sex after smoking weed.

Very similar to "cotton mouth" (lack of saliva) but affects the vag in the same manner.
A) "sorry babe I'm not up for sex at the moment... Cotton vagina problems"

B) I am hesitant having sex after smoking a fatty with my boyfriend... No matter how turned on or stimulated, the vagina refuses to wetten sometimes after a huge smoke sesh. Which sometimes can lead to a rather unfortunate amount of friction
by Highzman October 25, 2012
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vagina puff

Were a women puts a cigigarette in there pussy after sexy and smokes it from there vagina.
by asdfg March 6, 2003
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Gym Vagina

An imaginary accessory that one brings to the gym when he complains or does not put effort into his exercise.
John stop complaining, I told you to leave your Gym Vagina at home.
by UnleashTheRat March 12, 2010
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Vagina-Bagel

When referring to the score of any game if it is scoreless. 0-0 and therefore Vagina-Bagel. The pun stresses the similarities between said vaginas and bagels. Also can be used to express the meaningless of one's life.
What is the score of the Sabres/Bills game? Fuckin' Vagina-bagel. -or- What did you do today? Fuckin' vagina-bagel.
by The Deele Real December 26, 2009
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Vagina Tag

To walk up to an unsuspecting female and open-palm hit her in the vagina while saying "Vagina Tag Your It!" and then run away before anyone can hit you back.
Daughter: "hey mom what are you *ugh*"
Mom: "Vagina tag your it! Haha loser"
by KimmiElizabeth January 10, 2011
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indecisive vagina

Noun: Someone who does not know how to control their vagina/penis.
They don't know what they want and will whore it up until they do.
Wow, that bitch has such an indecisive vagina" or "Wow, that dude has such an indecisive penis; someone needs to get that thing in check
by Sharkeyes November 22, 2010
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