Barbed Vagina

A vagina belonging to only the most wicked of women. This vagina contains barbs inside of it, allowing penetration, but once the penis attempts to pull out, the barbs tear and scratch it.
Kathy's barbed vagina shreds men's penises.

She is such a bitch that she must have a barbed vagina.

by L.T. Evans December 10, 2008
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Cotton Vagina

When your vagina gets too dry for sex after smoking weed.

Very similar to "cotton mouth" (lack of saliva) but affects the vag in the same manner.
A) "sorry babe I'm not up for sex at the moment... Cotton vagina problems"

B) I am hesitant having sex after smoking a fatty with my boyfriend... No matter how turned on or stimulated, the vagina refuses to wetten sometimes after a huge smoke sesh. Which sometimes can lead to a rather unfortunate amount of friction
by Highzman October 25, 2012
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vagina puff

Were a women puts a cigigarette in there pussy after sexy and smokes it from there vagina.
by asdfg March 06, 2003
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vagina ketchup

a mixture of blood and semen, commonly found when a male ejaculates into a female while she is on her period
When Sally got off of Harry, she dripped some vagina ketchup.
by MasterBaete March 05, 2008
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Vagina-Bagel

When referring to the score of any game if it is scoreless. 0-0 and therefore Vagina-Bagel. The pun stresses the similarities between said vaginas and bagels. Also can be used to express the meaningless of one's life.
What is the score of the Sabres/Bills game? Fuckin' Vagina-bagel. -or- What did you do today? Fuckin' vagina-bagel.
by The Deele Real December 26, 2009
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Pocket vagina

A female who acts as sexual entertainment for a man via text.
She would never have sex with him but was okay to be his pocket vagina.
by Manhattan Wayne December 16, 2016
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Vagina chocolate

Where you put a chocolate of your choice inside a file then eat it out when it has softened
I did vagina chocolate with a girl and eat Reece's cup cakes out of her
by Zayne the pussy pain December 31, 2015
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