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Twitter

A great place for tea.
Did you see the James and Tati drama on Twitter?”
by sereneblossom May 15, 2019
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Twitter

The spot between the twat and the shitter
Dont forget to wipe your twitter
by Bug launcher March 1, 2019
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Twitter

A social media website where opinions and personal beliefs go to die on the internet. A place where assholes and twats profess their goodness and kindness while telling someone who has a different opinion to go kill themselves.

Make sure you’re part of the hivemind and dont try to initiate an open-ended discussion and, at the very least, tread lightly with these mouth-breathing dipshits in regards to politics.

Fuck it, just dont even think for yourself.
Twitter is an app i use most of the time and one that i also hate with a burning passion.
by reddead97 July 24, 2021
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Twitter

person 1: hi
average 14 years old Twitter user: shut the fuck up racist <3
by eee eee May 29, 2021
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Twitter Stop

When a sentence ends without punctuation due to limited character space on Twitter. The author can reinforce the Twitter Stop by using a capital letter to start the next sentence.
I may exceed the one hundred forty characters on my tweet about soups But I will use a Twitter Stop to save space & get my message out there
by gabejsanchez August 30, 2016
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Twitter

John: Aw man! I Love twitter!

Steve: Get a fucking life, John.
by haha yez January 6, 2022
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Twitter

You know musk was never going to by it right? If you thought he was going to buy it you're a moron. Maybe he will see this and try to subvert my will. In which case, your welcome.
Hym "Musk acting like he's going to buy Twitter is like that scene from the DC comics where Lex Luther cures his sister's cancer (just to prove that he could) and then re-injects her with cancer. This is how you know you are controlled by big tech oligarchs. Elon musk is the decider of whether or not you get to speak freely. An the government is advertising for him in the form of their green initiative. But i digress. That wasn't a real thing. You're all idiots. I'm a genius. Hahaha!"
by Hym Iam July 29, 2022
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