gluey snakes

When the poop comes out like a snake covered in glue. Often times extending the poop time by as much as three fold. The clean up is much much longer often times requiring a half a roll of toilet paper.

“Pat are you done shitting yet?” “ not yet Josh I’m in the middle of some gluey snakes”

by Topstermarv March 17, 2022

liquor snake

when you are too drunk and you have to blame your actions on the imaginary conscience that is with you all night

“man i got so mangled last night i pissed on myself and womped my friends with pillows, it wasn’t me though the liquor snake came out to play.”

by [e-mail] May 21, 2020

green snake

shreks dick

shreks dick looks like a green snake

by Turtl11 March 8, 2017

Fake Snake

Google's version of snake which is a poor man's version of the original Nokia snake!

Stop playing that fake snake!

by TrashPrike December 17, 2018

Piddly Snakes

Very skinny, long pieces of poo.

"Oh man, i shat some serious piddly snakes this morning. They slithered right out of my bum!

by JohnnyB88 December 15, 2008

Snake tooth

A snake tooth is a drunken pub owner. He will often be found slithering around on the floor.

Jesus, did you see that snake tooth last night. He was rekt!

by Jeff blair March 11, 2022

Dirtbag snake

A person who smashes another persons ex wife and that person gets mad because they thought y’all was considered podnas.

Hey bro I heard dude smashed your ex!

Yeah man thought we was cool he is such a dirtbag snake! He still owes me 25 bucks too!

Guess I’ll never see that again!

Yeah man that sucks I can’t stand a dirtbag snake one got me last week!

by Whoopigoldnerd September 30, 2021