Your face's second mother's daughter's great aunt's cousin's divorced wife's baka usagi of a roommate

'Nuff said.

Pretty much the same as your face or your mom. Can be used for any type of situational comeback that you can possibly think of with a touch of...elongated flair.

Person 1: You don't look so good.
Person 2: YOUR FACE'S SECOND MOTHER'S DAUGHTER'S GREAT AUNT'S COUSIN'S DIVORCED WIFE'S BAKA USAGI OF A ROOMMATE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD!!!
Person 1: . . . *walks away*

by RazerRD May 11, 2010

lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant

The scientific name of a mexican which is thought to be racists but really isn't because it is true.

i hired a lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant to give my child a piggy back ride.

by beanwrangler December 11, 2011

hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband too cus they rapin everybody out here

this very famous quote was said by antoine dodson in a television interview in 2015. this has become a meme and now antoine is very rich. i personally like to say this phrase when i am in a bad mood and this definitely helps.

"hey have you heard the bed intruder song?"
"yeah it's like, hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband too cus they rapin everybody out here..."

by niggo_mode April 17, 2019

legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy

I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.

by buttery orbreese May 27, 2021

Wife Privilege

Wife privilege, or wife/common law or girlfriend privilege, is the personal privilege that benefits the husband from her hairdressing skills over non hairdressing experiences in some households, particularly if they are otherwise under the same social, political, or economic circumstances.

Benson: Haircut? What! Everything is closed, how'd you manage that?

Hedges: Wife cut it.

Benson: Wife Privilege, whatever!

by RobbieStJean May 29, 2021

spice wife

Usually a female who seems to be married to the sesh, or married to a someone who loves the sesh too much.

Normally anywhere drugs and drama is.

Like the programme the good life, but on spice.

Shes a proper spice wife. She’s only lingering around because she over heard you order the beek.

by Anklebiter July 11, 2018

højbjerg's wife

A brum on Tottenham Twitter who is Pierre Emile Højbjerg's wife.

Oh look there's Pierre with his wife, højbjerg's wife!

by PJ4 March 28, 2021