fap food

Pornography and other sexually appealing images, people or things that inspire one to fap.

The booth babes at E3 are the best fap food!

by uihero May 07, 2009

Food Hangover

Accuring after a food party (Party where you binge on food not alcohol) or just eating large amounts of junk food, you will get high of sugar or protien then crash into a food Hangover. Food Hangover symptoms are vomiting, head aches, and other unpleasant side effects to eating delicious food. The more extreme version of a stomach ache.

Friend 1: Hey, are we going back downtown?
Friend 2: No! I have the worst food hangover.
Friend 1: I thought you were off the sugar!?!
Friend 2: I can stop at any time!

by NikkiNicki August 19, 2010

sex food

(Used as a verb) A term used when a person eats like there's no tomorrow.

I'm so hungry, I'm gonna sex food the second I get home.

by lmaomuch September 21, 2009

Larry Food

Obscure southern Wisconsin slang for Chinese food, thought to have originated in affluent Latino neighborhoods in L.A. The fact that fortune cookies were invented in San Francisco is a meaningless coincidence. Though the meaning has gradually expanded to loosely encompass all Asian cuisine, it still refers primarily to Chinese buffet restaurants that feature a Mongolian BBQ. No one really knows why.

"I don't know what it is about laying down dope accordian jams that just makes me want to roll the Hummer out to that Larry food joint on the west side."

by Jacintito October 25, 2008

Mexican't Food

The feeling to go out with your friends for Mexican food, yet not want to eat anything there.

Steve : Dude, just order a taco or something. I'll buy.

Alex : Nah, I'm not really in the mood. I'll just hit up a Wendy's or something.

Steve : Alright, enjoy your Mexican't Food then.

by Could+Be+Racist September 14, 2010

food truck

Is a licensed, motorized vehicle or mobile food unit that’s used for selling food items to the general public.

"Food trucks are to adults what ice cream trucks are to children.” – Andrew Harrison.

by lage03 April 27, 2016

the food network

a channel dedicated to food and cooking shows, but as proven by Randy Marsh on South Park the food network also doubles as a porn channel

ex.1

T.v.: "look at how the meat just falls off the bone"
Randy Marsh: aww fuck yeah thats hot *grabs blanket and proceeds to fap.

Ex.2
"I wasn't fapping to the food network

by forever a nerd January 08, 2011