Tap Out

A god damn fat kid that has no social life.

Tap Out needs to lose weight and grow the fuck up.

by divineprideisfgt April 25, 2010

Tap your Log

To beat your pud. That thing that faggots do in a group on Saturday afternoons in the park.

Percival and Lemony agree that the park is a fine place to tap your log.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 23, 2007

Double-Tap

High-fiving twice in rapid succession while proclaiming "Double-Tap." An incorrectly performed double-tap needs to be performed correctly before exclaiming "double-tap."

You just took that double-shot of whiskey without flinching. *Double-tap!*

by DanleyBitches October 24, 2011

Baby Tap

The sexual act of a female partner using a sharp object to cut open her own abdomen for use as a sexual orifice by a male partner.

Guy1: Why is your dick all bloody?
Guy2: Oh, my girl let me baby tap her!

by VeniVidiVic74 January 2, 2011

Off tap

A phrase engrained in the roots of Fantasy Basketball, directly relating to anything of which could be considered a big deal.

Calum's trade rape of Frasier was off tap!
Mikes free throw percentage this week is off tap!

by Calym October 18, 2012

Tap water

Liquid distributed on a widespread basis to the world in a plan to slowly kill Braincells and cleanse the minds of meme lords across the globe by the government

Yo did you see Jeff today?

No man he’s been drinking that tap water

by Dawty May 21, 2018

Spinal Tap Poopy

When you are pooping and a turd comes out sideways. Physically impossible.

My ass hurts cuz i just layed a Spinal Tap Poopy

by Your Name March 17, 2004