spider ride

Having sex with a girl that is so sketchy there is a chance she is carrying the same disease that the spider monkey in the movie Outbreak had.

Man, I got to get to the clinic to get checked out. I had a spider ride last night.

by Not the real Charlie Chaplin September 30, 2015

wave riding

When a lame nigga hoping on the new shit

That nigga wave riding my fuckin wave

by lilYVNGruss October 19, 2017

Crike ride

crying while riding a bike.

Guy#1: "Hey look! that guys criking!"

Guy#2: "Shut up, ive seen you crike ride too bud"

Guy#1: "...."

by swayy April 23, 2010

ride street

Riding bikes on a street like a bad ass mother fucker with no consideration for cars bikes vans traffic or pedestrians.

yo tom, you got the balls to ride street?

by BIGDICKSILVE4 January 24, 2018

dumpster ride

A group bicycle ride that meets at a specific dumpster in New Hartford, Connecticut. Before the ride the cyclists prep their bicycles and then urinate behind the dumpster, sometimes taking advantage of the hand cleaner gel that hangs on the dumpster. Posters with public health information have been posted on the dumpster in the past (STD recognition). The dumpster has also been decorated for Halloween.

Is the dumpster ride on Wednesday or Thursday this week?

by dumpster rider July 18, 2016

ride of pride

The ride home after a guy gets laid. Usually a proud moment, unless the conquered was less than attractive. The opposite of the female walk of shame. Typically occurs after morning rush hour.

Dude,

I was late to work this morning and saw my neighbor doing the ride of pride. He looked too satisfied with a shit eating ear to ear grin on his face!

by phat al April 21, 2014

ride woodies

1. hot surfers who ride wooden station wagons to the beach

2. girls who like to ride guys erect dicks ( all the wayyy to the beachh...and then get a chicken nugget in the sand)

morgs: hey! lets go ridea woodie to the beach!
suze: no! i just wanna ride a guys woodie!
manda: MEE TOO! I WANNA RIDE WOODIEs IN THE BACK OF A WOODIE ON THE WAY TO THE BEACH!

suze and morgs: oh yes, thats hottt

by NEIGHMEATLOAFmas December 17, 2009