piss mudhill

A muddy hill that is the result of excessive urination by partygoers, found usually in large gatherings where restroom availability is at a premium such as parades, outdoor concerts, etc.

I walked down the path to more level ground to take a leak, in order to avoid the piss mudhill at all costs.

by TheGillenium May 5, 2018

swiss piss

(as a man) to pee sitting down so that noise is minimized

A reference to Switzerland's ban on peeing standing up after 10 P.M due to noise complaints by neighbors.

Since I didn't want to wake up my tired father, who would beat me if I ever did, I took a swiss piss that night to avoid any sound.

by Delfinite June 2, 2022

piss all

basically just means nothing

“oi what did you get up to this weekend, mate?”
“oh, piss all to be honest”

by the real otomachi una October 28, 2020

Piss rim

The portion of the porcelain toilet rim that is exposed by a u- shaped toilet seat.

In public places (or dirty homes with a u-shaped toilet seat) the area of the toilet rim that dried up pee, and lone pubic hair escapees gather.

Every time I take a poop in public, and I wipe, my arm hits the piss rim!!!

Or

Last night, I was so drunk. I threw up so hard I held onto the piss rim for dear life!!!

by agotaras2000 October 26, 2022

piss rat

1. A person who is just incredibly disgusting and manky
2. A person who has drunk so much alcohol they have started to take on rat-like features and characteristics.

person 1: Annabel's such a piss rat!
person 2: I know right! ewww

by imnotatory January 13, 2020

Consolation Piss

When you have to take a shit but the stall is occupied so you take a piss in the urinal instead.

Man I had to take a massive dump earlier but someone was on the shitter, I had to take a consolation piss instead.

by TovarichMoore August 20, 2018

Pissed on the monitor

A phrase you say when something bad has happened but also after that another bad thing happens.

Sean: Hey man I’m sorry about your dog getting hit by that car yesterday.

Kyle: Yea man but you won’t believe what happened after that. My girlfriend called and broke up with me.

Sean: Wow you just pissed on the monitor!

by Krankëmz October 13, 2021