pillow crisis

Lady of the evening is too loud in bed.

in other words, you should have covered her face with a pillow to stop the noise. Usually a problem if you are at someone else's house, have neighbours close by, guests over, or you still live with your parents.

"That girl you were with last night was a pillow crisis" or

"damn that girl I brought home last night was the pillow crisis"

by surreywathoe July 17, 2014

Hoverman Pillow-fight

When you’re performing a facial but as you are about to climax you turn and ejaculate onto a pillow. You then proceed to slap the receiver of the facial across the face with the pillow, transferring some of the semen to their face.

I hit my girl with the Hoverman Pillow-Fight last night

by Tickle time November 15, 2025

The Pillow Thing

When a partner places a pillow underneath the lower back os stomach during sex.
In missionary: The pillow is placed underneath the lower back or hips, allowing for easier and deeper penetration. Often paired with " The Stomach Thing ".
In Lying doggy: The pillow is placed underneath the stomach or hips, allowing for easier and deeper penetration.

He knows The Pillow Thing!
The pillow thing makes sex so much better.

by yourfriendlyneighbourhoodDuck May 19, 2024

Pillows

A soft thing that fells good that you will shit your self by carson

Pillows are soft things that help you sleep

by By NuNe on iPad 11/4/19 November 4, 2019

Pillow is always cooler

A metaphor expressing regret or perhaps envy when another situation is perceived to be better when in all likelihood those in the other situation feel the same way about yours. Short for "The pillow is always cooler on the other side".

Debbie says she wishes she wasn't barren and I hate my kids with seeing intensity. I guess the pillow is always cooler on the other side.

by Kung Fu Jimmy September 13, 2022

Pillow academy

A bitch ass school, filled with dumbass white boys and blacks. Food is ass af but our sports is fabulous. We like bayou academy or know as John Howard academy and we love jackson academy Bc they both suck dong

What the hell is “pillow academy”
Pillow academy is a sped school full of “pussys”

by YoMama69420—-12 October 21, 2021

grease pillow

A pillow thats never been washed.

"So I went over to Jack's house, and I managed to get a good look at his bed...Girl, he hasn't washed his pillow since highschool. Who the fuck keeps a grease pillow?"

by starnet January 16, 2021