patrick shwavy

When you do soemhting so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born

Yooo let’s get Patrick shwavyd lol it’s lit

by Ganglygreen December 17, 2019

Patrick Clary

Patrick Clary is the greatest man alive. He can row a 2k in five minutes.

Oh my god did you see that guy who just rowed a 2k in five minutes?
Yeah that was Patrick Clary

by marshyMarshyMarsh November 27, 2021

Patrick Stewart's

Your balls, both of them.

Brad: Fuck man she kneed me right in my Patrick Stewart's
Dusty: ahh who we kidding yours are tiny don't worry about it (pulls down pants to show james and the gaint peach)

by 103.6 the mogga November 12, 2025

Patrick McMaster

A guy with a huge penis, gets all the ladies and just loves the hub.....

Nothing bothers this but a sex machine, he cant help himself.

Dude 1: Oh have you ever met Patrick McMaster?
Dude 2: no, is he a good bloke?
Dude 1: fuck yeah i love patrick mcmaster

by panivoewv September 17, 2025

Patrick Verona

The absolute dream man played by the hottest Australian known, The daddiest of daddy’s, heath mf ledger.

Litteraly would sell my soul for him to be a real person and me and him be dating.

Go watch 10 things I hate about you for him!!
lowkey think he ate a dead bird + did it w a spice girl

Me: “Omg Patrick Verona is like one of the hottest characters heath has played!”
you: “yes omg he’s so hot I want him.”
Me: “sucks because me n him r tg.”

by whysosserious? July 6, 2022

Rory Patrick Wing

Probably will grow to 6’10, likes to finger his butt and prolly has 4 side chicks and 1 milf we his bois don’t know about
Rory Patrick Wing is a great man

Rory Patrick Wing u like unwiped ass

by Albert is very smart and hadso November 4, 2020

Patrick

very cute, smart and sexy guy with a big penis mentality

i wanna suck Patrick’s dick!

by itookyourmomsvcard August 11, 2021