Crosswalk Nap

n.

A method of suicide. The act of laying down in a crosswalk hoping an oncoming car will help you sleep for a long time.

I was tired of living, so I took a crosswalk nap.

by HST Wannabe March 25, 2013

toddler nap cranky

Anytime you're cranky with your co-workers or anyone that you come in contact with like a toddler does when fighting sleep.

When you really don't want to be bothered but you still have to deal with people at work.

Phone rings constantly at your job.

Marilyn: I'm so sick of this phone ringing and talking to stupid people!

Barbara: It's no worse today than any other day.

Marilyn: I know I must be toddler nap cranky today.

by Mots247365 December 14, 2012

Duvey Nap

A much needed nap after doing a whole lot of NOTHING all day.

Person 1: Tell Duvey to hop on.
Person 2: I think he’s taking a Duvey nap

by Holden Tudix1 March 16, 2025

nap

any form of sleeping for a period of time

"jimmy took a long relaxing nap after school"

by davethecave December 9, 2018

Church nap

It is when you feel the Holy Spirit roll through you so hard you need to take a three or four hour nap

Oh goodness I feel the need to take a church nap.

by Astronomyiskool July 5, 2017

Map-nap

A nap taken during geography class. Can be used during a geography unit.

I didn't sleep last night so I'll have a map-nap in geography.

by Me2and3 November 8, 2012

Italian nap

When you go to the local Italian joint in your area, then suddenly you realize you're covered in olive oil from the bread dipping. You then decide to go home and set up the slip and slide in bed and take her to poundtown, and then drizzle tiramisu all over her belly.

We hit up the best spot in town for some Lasagna. And then we rushed home to take an Italian nap.

by Importeater84ny November 13, 2025