Mario Van Peebles (Robles)

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Mario Van Peebles (Robles)

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian January 24, 2025

Mario Kart

Named after the Lil Mariko.

Person1: hey have you ever heard of Mario Kart?
Person 2: oh, you mean the song writer Lil Mariko?

by Doge2.0 April 12, 2023

mario shine

Mario shine gets lot's of girls and and he plays too much also he likes to have sex alot and sometimes ppl the that he is slow,he just ack like that...I think he likes to play game with ppl and get on there nerves then says sorry at the end

Mario shine

Funny_mean_plays too much

by Infamous_mj May 12, 2018

marios

Hot gay ,attracted by many woman's and with nice sense of humor

My friend is so hot must be a marios

by Dr.matt165 November 20, 2021

Pre Marital Mario Sex

Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.

Me and my hot ass fiancé did the pre marital Mario sex the other day.

by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024

best friend mario

Best Friend Mario is a meaning of having a best friend that would care about you and only likes you for your food. He is also a cat.

Hey best friend Mario. Kiss my ass.

by smh_mxa September 19, 2016

Unfair Mario

The flash game in which people rage because it is too hard.

Guy 1: WHY CANT I BEAT THE FIRST LEVEL OF UNFAIR MARIO?
Guy 2: Come on dude. Just chill.
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAA *Throws Keyboard*
Guy 2: I told you to chill! Now look what you have done!

by ¯\_㋡_/¯ March 30, 2021